How Did I Not Realize This Before? It Was So Obvious

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Please Tony, No

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This Tree Is Still Waiting

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Scaring your boss…

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Disney Princess Pinup Tattoos

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How To Fix Duckface Photos

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President At Work

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If silence were loudness, owls would be the loudest flying animals…

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Intruder alert…

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Watch Honest Trailers Take a Bite Out of the Classic Movie ‘Jaws’

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My Dentist Is Wise

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Venison Jerky

If the goal is to cause both sides of the political spectrum to quiver and twitch and shiver and shake like a raccoon clinging to the outside of a cement mixer speeding through a railroad yard, just casually throw out the term, "gun control," and step back. The left considers all guns the reprehensible tool of warriors, criminals and primitives, while in most of red state America, the definition of gun control is using two hands and hitting the target.

Then some addled- brained, flippo- unit actually uses those techniques to take out a bunch of innocent people, and the blowback starts with a debate about how big our guns should be, further restrictions on who can purchase them and whether we need to know the identity and shoe size of the purchasers.

Yes. Indeed. You bet. We do. For crum's sakes, you need to present identification to apply for a card to take a book out of a library. Admittedly, in the right hands, a book can be more dangerous than a gun, but they hardly ever put holes in people's bodies that the blood leaks out of way too quick.

With increasing frequency, these body counts shoot north into double digits, which triggers a discussion of banning these high- powered, personal weapons of destruction. For a minute. Then the Republicans kowtow to the perverted wishes of their cruel masters, the NRA, which thinks the best way to avoid school shootings is to ban schools.

This same NRA commanded their lapdogs to prevent research into gun- related deaths. That's right, Republicans have refused to allow the funding of government- related, gun- death research. Which is a shame, since America has a surplus of raw data. You could say we are dead solid center of the gun- related death universe. It's like talking about sandwiches in Philadelphia but prohibiting any mention of the cheesesteak. As Holland is to tulips, the USA is to gun deaths.

In the wake of these horrific tragedies, conservatives then predictably go straight to the handbook of NRA generated talking points to say the same things over and over. "Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims and their families." "None of this would have happened if the gay Hispanic dancers were armed." "Assault weapons can be used as legitimate hunting rifles."

Really? That's your argument? Because, okay, it makes a sort of sense. You can also use a chainsaw to cut butter. Might get a little messy around muffin time. Come to think of it, a hand grenade will signal the end of recess. Doorbells can be rung with 12- pound sledgehammers. Once.

They're called "assault weapons" for a reason. They're not "tucking kiddies into bed" rifles. They're for assaults. Yes, the Second Amendment guarantees a well- regulated militia the right to bear arms, but at the time our Founding Fathers were talking about citizen- soldiers wielding one- shot muskets, not terrorist- wannabees brandishing HK MG4s capable of shooting 800 .45 caliber bullets in under a minute with a range of a half a mile.

Hunting weapons? Seriously? What are you hunting? Tanks? A herd of triceratops? Can you imagine someone putting a full clip into a deer at 30 yards? You'd end up with venison jerky. In noun and verb forms. Jerky being the operative word here.

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High School Reunions

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When Your Name Is Mentioned In A Song

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The Right Way To Ask For Something

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“Throne Wars” Takes Scenes From Game of Thrones and Sets Them to Star Wars Audio

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Trying To Get A Tan

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But…You Promise?

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Kid Tries To Use Dad’s Tablet Without Permission, Hilarity Ensues

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Have You Seen This Feline?

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The Words in This Video Were Written by an Artificial Intelligence (and It Sounds Like Absolute Nonsense)

A True Cat Person

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Nikki Glaser Asks Trump Supporters to Make America Horny Again on ‘Not Safe’

Here’s a new segment from this week’s Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, where Nikki heads to a Trump rally to ask his supporters some challenging and obviously very NSFW questions about the presidential candidate. If you were curious what some Trump fans mean when they say Bernie Sanders is bad because he’s a socialist, thankfully […]

This McDonald’s Employee Thought He Had His McDreamgirl’s Number, but He Accidentally Texted a Troll

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This guy clearly thought he had the number of his coworker, but he was so, so wrong. Instead, the recipient of his text trolled him with McDonald's puns.

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Check Out the Trailer for Seeso’s New Series ‘HarmonQuest’

A new show from Dan Harmon debuts on Seeso next month, and today they released the first trailer. Called HarmonQuest, the ten-episode series is described as “a comedic journey into the hilarious world of fantasy roleplaying with Dan Harmon and his Comedian Companions” and features Harmon, Spencer Crittenden, Erin McGathy, Jeff Bryan Davis, and tons […]

Gotta Plead Ignorance

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That story is good and all... but Joy went and left this comment tho! 

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Iggy Azalea Finds Nick Young Cheating in HER Home From Security Cam Video

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Iggy Azalea had publicly broke up with her NBA fiancé Nick Young yesterday because she learned that he had gotten his ex-girlfriend (previous baby momma) pregnant.

All of which, according to her Tweets, was unknown to the singer until she found out on E! news.

A few months back, Nick's Lakers teammate D'Angelo Russell got serious heat from the internet for publicly outing Nick for cheating after he shared a video online.

Sorry to say this, but, D'Angelo told you so.

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Matt Damon Pranks People by Surprising Them with a Spy Mission

Bill Hader Talks ‘SNL,’ Panic Attacks, and His Upcoming HBO Show on ‘Any Given Wednesday’

Here’s a fun clip from HBO’s new series Any Given Wednesday, where two Bills — host Simmons and guest Hader — chat about everything from what he learned about Lorne Michaels at Saturday Night Live to how his three daughters are “a little embarrassed” by his voice showing up in animated movies to his upcoming […]

This Dude’s Game of Thrones Impressions are Incredible

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OK, Boys, What’s Next On The Docket To Slam Hillary With?

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This Week in Comedy Podcasts: Bonus Advice from ‘2 Dope Queens’

The comedy podcast universe is ever expanding, not unlike the universe universe. We’re here to make it a bit smaller, a bit more manageable. There are a lot of great shows and each has a lot of great episodes, so we want to highlight the exceptional, the noteworthy. Each week our crack team of podcast […]

Whatever You Say, Pops

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BBC Facebook Burns Commenter For Questioning Validity of News Story

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In most situations, it's rational for a commenter to question the Facebook publications on the legitimacy of a news story. Sites try to piggy-back on any trending topic and add their own voice.

But, when the site is actually A NEWS SOURCE, perhaps you should leave your comments to yourself.

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Do They Even Know How to Use the Internet?

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The Classic Films of Albert Brooks Are Available on Netflix Tomorrow

Great news for Albert Brooks fans, because starting tomorrow, Netflix will make all of the classic films he wrote and directed available for subscribers: Real Life (1979), Modern Romance (1981), Lost in America (1985), Defending Your Life (1991), Mother (1996), The Muse (1999), and Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World (2005). Brooks made the […]

Because the Internet Is Bad, We Are Launching a Daily Newsletter

Reading the high-quality content of a Good Website™ like this one sure is hard these days. Checking a homepage every day feels like an anachronistic chore, Google Reader has been dead for years, Facebook is going to show you your cousin’s takes on Donald Trump instead of our posts, and Twitter is a nightmare of […]

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If Your Dad Sends You a Video Like This About What He Found in Your Sock Drawer, Count Yourself Lucky

soooooo my parents found this bottle I was hiding in my room and this happened...... pic.twitter.com/99U2yECsdy

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Maybe the Dad knows that Fireball whiskey is basic and so he isn't really worried about his daughter becoming alcoholic.

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Overwatch Players Stage an All McCree Shootout in the Desert, and It Is High F**king Noon!

Eva Longoria Is an Excellent Prank Caller on Mike O’Brien’s ‘7 Minutes in Heaven’

Here’s the latest episode of Mike O’Brien’s Above Average series 7 Minutes in Heaven, where he’s joined by Eva Longoria for an episode that has it all — Spanish, French, a special award to Longoria for making the show’s list “Top 25 Flat Out Smokin’ Hottest Gals of the Closet,” and a prank voicemail to […]

Someone Staged a Photoshop Battle for an Adorable Cheering Hedgehog and It’s Glorious

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Inside ‘The Daily Show’ During a Truly Crazy Election Year with Zhubin Parang

Yesterday, Comedy Central announced that Jessica Williams is leaving her post at The Daily Show after four years, and while we’ll feel a big void at the show after her departure, that’s a challenge the team behind the scenes is used to, considering the show is still finding its footing in its post-Jon Stewart era. […]

She Could Not Be Helped

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Dad Assembles Ghetto Selfie Stick to Take Pictures of Birds in a Tree

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There is a time and a place for a selfie stick and this dad has jerry–rigged one for the perfect occasion.

At first, Reddit user Qgin thought his dad's "selfie stick" made from a car window washer, some crumpled napkins, masking tape and his iPhone 6 plus was a complete joke. But, that was before dad demonstrated its full potential.

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Only Clever People Will Understand These Jokes

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How to make Facebook actually great again. For the first time. #IWOKEUPLIKETHIS

So I just heard Facebook is changing its algorithm again and I’m not sure what that means but if we’re judging from past changes it’ll just mean that it’ll suck more.  Which is sad because there’s a lot of great … Continue reading →

The Sushi Cats

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Nobody Messes With This Great Man

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Finally, the Stunning Artistic Reinterpretation We’ve All Been Waiting For

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Why Being A Nerd Is Awesome

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Jim Gaffigan Looks Like Boris Johnson, the Morbidly Obese, and Some Woman’s Knees

Here’s a clip from Jim Gaffigan’s appearance on last night’s Conan, where he admits to O’Brien and Andy Richter some of the bizarre people — and in some cases, body parts — that fans on the street tell him he looks like. As for body parts that share a striking resemblance to him, it was […]

Okay. I got this…

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Julie Klausner Looks Back on Her Days as a ‘Strangers with Candy’ Intern

Here’s a clip from Julie Klausner’s visit to last night’s Late Show, where she fondly looked back on her days working as an intern for Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, and Paul Dinello on Strangers with Candy. “What I remember most about you is, first of all, whenever you came in it was like you just […]

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Apparently This Toy Actually Exists

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No Milk Will Ever Be “Our Milk”

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This Guy Was Totally Asking for It…

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A Cry for Help

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You Other Brothers Can’t Deny

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It’s A Useful Life Hack

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A Very Eco-Friendly Lawn Mower

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(307): I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.

Puppy thinks its swimming…

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At Long Last the Wild GTA V Easter Egg Hunt Comes to a Close with an Epic Showdown Between Bigfoot and a Werewolf

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(501): Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash.

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(740): I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me.

These Guys Used To Do It With Class

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Groom Gets Bitten By Rattlesnake During Wedding Shoot and Photographer Captures It All

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This marriage started off with a rattle and their photographer was there to capture it all.

On the way to their reception, Jonny and Laura Loretz made a quick pit stop at their favorite hiking trail to sneak in a photo shoot with their photographer Maddie Mae Wilbur. The couple was only 50 feet from the parking lot when a rattlesnake came OUT OF NOWHERE and bit Johnny in the leg.

A park ranger just so happened to be driving by, so the trio desperately waved to get his attention.

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How Owldorable

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Grandma Got a Fishing License

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Dog Don’t Lie

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They Should Think About Making The Male Version

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LIKE A BOSS

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LIKE A BOSS That's why I am on top.

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He Is The Batman

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(616): I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.

Fox And His Human Friend

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Pac-Fat Been Chompin Too Hard As of Late

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Here’s A Better Title For The Books

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Middle Class People Problems

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Beluga’d…

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As Cool As Keith

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Survey Reveals What Married Couples Would Like to Change About Their Spouse’s Appearance

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True love is finding that soul mate you will love unconditionally through sickness and in health. But, what if that person decided to ditch the health part, picks up a drinking habit, and starts working on a well-rounded beer gut?

"My husband/wife is perfect as is. There's nothing I would change," the typical newlywed response. Well, the reality is that people do have strong opinions about their husband or wife's appearance.

In fact, Millennials ages 26-33 seem to have very STRONG opinions.

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Jesus, Arya!

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Need for Speed

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#GetBlownForCharity

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Quite Possibly The Best Description Of Sloths Ever

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If They Ever Make A Movie Together

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Jim Jefferies, Nikki Glaser, Brett Gelman – California’s Weed Vote – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

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Watching Disney Movies Then And Now

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Should We… Tell Them?

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The ‘Murican Way

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It Even Makes The Classic Song More Awesome

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Cats That Look A Lot Like Male Models

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The Cookie Monster Is A Lot Deeper Than I Thought

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Pick Up Line Genius

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Coloring For Responsible Grown-Ups

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We’ve All Been There, Right?

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A Little Shy At First

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I Need A Couple Of These

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David Bowie’s Greatest Achievement

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Wait, What Is This Scooby Doo Magic?

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The Little Test That Boggles Your Mind

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This Little Kid Is Going To Grow Up And Do Great Things

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If Only Spiders Could Actually Talk

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Look, This Is My Human Pet

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Probably Why I’m Single

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But Mom Said I’m Just Big Boned

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Liquid Cakes

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The Difference Between American And Australian Politicians

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The Extended Ending Of Kanye’s ‘Famous’ Video

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The Extended Ending Of Kanye's 'Famou... Kanye West's controversial new video for his song "Famous" features a wide array of celebs nude and under the covers. Here is an extended version of the video's final overhead shot, revealing the many other famous nudes that were cut for time. Submitted by: Funny Or Die Regular Keywords: kanye kanye famous kim kardashian taylor swift donald trump george bush amber rose nude celebrities kim kardashian butt donald trump nude rihanna kanye tidal famous video kanye west famous Views: 930

What Each State Believes Is The Most Disrespectful Thing You Can Do To Your Gym Teacher

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11 Things Only Kids Who Were Sick In The Summer Of 2002 Will Understand

11 Things Only Kids Who Were Sick In The Summer Of 2002 Will Understand

11 Things Only Kids Who Were Sick In ... Being sick in the summer is so weird! But being sick in the summer of 2002 was its own kind of weird. Submitted by: Jenny Nelson Regular Keywords: Summer Kids Sick purple ketchup nostalgia 2000s the aughts 2002 illness tfw that feel when spotlight boston Views: 28

Professional Artist Beautifully Reimagines Video Game Characters from Zelda, Mario, The Witcher, Bioshock and Metroid

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A job mighty well done, Astor Alexander! Check out more of his work here.

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This Is What Happens When You Enforce Silly Made-Up Laws in Central Park

The U.S. has been known to enforce some of the silliest, and at times, seemingly most archaic laws known to man. For example, did you know that in Mississippi you can be thrown in jail 30 days for cursing in front of two or more people?

So, what actually happens when laws even more silly than this are actually enforced to the public? In this funny video from HumorBagel on YouTube, entirely made-up laws such as "groups of women four or more must walk in single file" and "photos taken vertically must be deleted" are put into effect in Central Park. People react exactly as you'd expect, and it's quite entertaining.

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Florida Woman Learns There Is Actually A Wrong Way To Eat A Reese’s

You may recall the Hershey's commercials from the 1990s for its Reese's Peanut Butter Cups with the iconic slogan: "There's No Wrong Way To Eat A Reese's."

In these classic ads, we saw a barber that liked to shave the top of his Reese's before eating it. Then there was the Aussie who after taking a bite threw the peanut butter cup like a boomerang only to finish it off once it had returned.

Unfortunately, one Florida woman found out the hard way that there is indeed a wrong way to eat a Reese's. Forty-six-year-old, Michele Underwood was arrested last week after she was clocked speeding at 127 miles per hour along a stretch of Interstate-95.

The arresting officer, Bud Davis, said Underwood was cooperative and did not appear to be under the influence of alcohol or any other substance. Instead, he says, she kept insisting that she was "simply trying to enjoy the snack at a higher rate of speed than anyone else had previously done." Suspicious of the sweet tooth speeder, Officer Davis asked to search her vehicle at which point he found nine kilos of cocaine packed in her trunk.

Underwood acknowledged the illegality of possessing the hard drug but says she had no intention of using or selling it. According to Officer Davis' police report, Underwood said "the presence of the nine kilos of coke combined with my high rate of speed added a level of danger that enhanced my Reese's Cup tasting experience."

This isn't the first time Underwood has tried to use the "no wrong way to eat a Reese's" defense. Court records show that in 2003, Underwood was charged on multiple counts of insurance fraud along with third-degree arson in a Florida suburb. Her candy slogan based defense rested on the claim that she was "just trying to enjoy fire roasted peanut butter cups." Underwood was convicted and served four years in federal prison.

Officer Davis says he hopes Underwood's story can be "a wake-up call" to those out there thinking they can deliberately misinterpret old-timey candy slogans as a green light to commit crime. "We're just lucky no one got hurt today," said Officer Davis just before tossing another Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in the air and blasting it out of the sky with his police department issued firearm in a controlled demonstration during snack time at a children's summer camp.

As for Underwood, she is currently awaiting trial and being held on bond for 100 Grand.

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This Overwatch v. Undertale Mashup Song Pulls Elements from Each Game for All the Good Feels

Spider-Man’s Groovy Moves

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Only A “True 90s Kid” Will Appreciate the Pandering Nostalgia of This Guy’s Cartoon Impressions

Watch Some Clips from Seeso’s ‘Night Train’ Featuring Wyatt Cenac, Eugene Mirman, and More

Seeso’s new standup series Night Train with Wyatt Cenac debuts on the streaming network tomorrow, and today they uploaded a few clips to get you excited. In the above clip, Cenac admits one thing about the Confederate flag: “I feel like it wouldn’t have been such a big debate if it wasn’t such a cool […]

These Plants Can Kill

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That’ll Do, Pig

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Honk Honk

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Hey Hollywood, You Should Know About Michaela Myers

Written and produced by Andra Whipple and Lauren Davis, and directed by Hannah Bowens, Under the Table  follows three down-on-their-luck women (Cindy Chu, Maggie Monk, and Michaela Myers) who bootstrap a bootlegging business to make rent. In Davis’s words: This series was born out of frustration with the lack of diverse female representation in the media. We wanted […]

Don’t Talk To Them Anymore

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Every Couple Was Kung Fu Fighting

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Wrong Type of Challenge, Mom

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The Pink and Blue Approach Is Far Too Played Out

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This Super Smart Robo Dog Sure Has a Lot to Complain About

Troll Dad Makes a Dad Version of All of His Daughters Selfies

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Like most dads, this guy wasn't a fan of his daughter getting old enough to take selfies. Instead of just telling her that she can't take selfies (which never works) he decided to join her.



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Awesome ‘Eternity Bed’ For All The Pets And Family

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100 Years Ago, A Time Capsule Was Made. Here’s What It Had Inside

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Learn to Make Some Questionable Zucchini Noodles From You Suck at Cooking

Cat Logic At Its Best

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Primary Colors On Fan Wings

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No Scientific Study Needed to Prove This One

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Scott Aukerman and Weird Al Meet During Wartime in This ‘Comedy Bang! Bang!’ Sneak Peek

It seems like only yesterday that Comedy Bang! Bang! was just a baby on IFC, but Friday marks a very special milestone for Scott Aukerman and company: It’s the show’s 100th episode! In case you’ve ever wondered how Aukerman and Weird Al Yankovic first met, this clip from the episode reveals it all started during […]

“Shame of Thrones” Captures a Day in the Life of Someone Who Doesn’t Watch the Hit HBO Show

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MATCH

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Wii Sports Is NOT For Toddlers

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Crystal Pepsi Is Coming Back This Summer to Fill Your Stores with 90s Nostalgia

#HeterosexualPrideDay Is Being Celebrated Today and the Internet Is Not on Board

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Someone on the internet has declared June 29 as Heterosexual Pride Day.

On this day, just like every other day, a straight man or woman will be able to freely celebrate their sexual orientation without fear of harassment or bullying.

The hashtag #HeterosexualPrideDay has been trending on Twitter all day, and almost as soon as it appeared, the backlash began.

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Babysitting Your Drunk Girlfriend at the Club Is Entertaining, but Not Easy

Do I Have To?

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Get ‘Em, Pluto

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Not So Romantic After All

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Jessica Williams Is Leaving ‘The Daily Show’

Sad news for fans of Jessica Williams’s great work at The Daily Show. According to Entertainment Weekly, Williams is leaving her post at the show, and tomorrow will mark her final appearance after four years as a correspondent. Thankfully, it’s not all sad news, because Williams is leaving to focus on her scripted Comedy Central […]

New Addition To My Bucket List

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What Have I Done?

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What Envy Looks Like

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Dad Films His Son’s Electrified Reaction to Getting Picked Up From School Each Day

College Students Built Frozen-Themed Prosthetic Arm for a 9-Year-Old Girl to Help Fulfill Her Dream of Becoming a Disney Princess

Whatever You Say, Taylor

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Taking A Picture Together

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Check Out the Season 3 Trailer for Netflix’s ‘BoJack Horseman’

New episodes of BoJack Horseman are just a few weeks away, and this week Netflix released the first trailer for season 3. If the trailer is any indication, it looks like we can count on seeing BoJack struggle with fame, critics, finding happiness and meaning in life, and a potential Academy Award throughout the new […]

Nexit Is the New Brexit

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Really Confused Puppies

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Stephen Colbert Plays the Worst Therapist Ever at Second City in 1994

Sponsored by TodayTix — last minute theater and comedy tickets at the best prices right on your phone. Welcome to The Second City Archives, in which we post an exclusive clip each week of some of comedy’s biggest superstars performing early in their careers on the legendary Chicago stage. Second City has generously given us […]

Children See Red Hair For The First Time

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A Direct Tit

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Like, Is It Orange?

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Laid Claim

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Dad Replicates His Daughter’s Duckface Selfies With Style

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Parents and social media don't tend to mix well.

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Truth About Paper Cuts

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Are Ya Ready Kids?

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Mexican Apology

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Whoa, Don’t Call the Professor out by His Name! This Is Supposed to Stay Anonymous

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I Know What To Do If I Ever Have A Son And A Daughter

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Paul F. Tompkins Plays ’70s NYC Nightclub Owner Claudio Luca on ‘The Late Show’

Last night on Late Show, Stephen Colbert debuted a brand new segment called “New York Tales,” and the first legendary NYC era he covered was the foam nightclub scene from the ’70s. The show was even lucky enough to interview Claudio Luca (Paul F. Tompkins), former owner of the most popular but extremely short-lived foam […]

Must Have For Any First Date

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Bo Burnham Shares Some Invaluable Career Advice on ‘Conan’

Here’s a clip from Bo Burnham’s appearance on last night’s Conan, where O’Brien asks him what advice he’d give to aspiring performers out there and gets the most blunt, honest, and depressing response from Burnham possible: Just give up. “I would say don’t take advice from people like me, who have gotten very lucky. Taylor […]

Water Can Dramatically Change A Koala

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Twitter Shared All the Hilarious Reasons They Want Kids, and Society May Never Change

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Do as I say, not as I do kids.

People went on Twitter to sarcastically share all of the reasons they wanted kids. The theme centered around all those incredibly annoying household things your parents forced you to do. You know, all of those inconsequential childhood chores that made ZERO sense at all.

Just remember not to question anything, or you're grounded.

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12-Year-Old Sends Bullies an Invitation to Stop Picking On Her Little Sister

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If there's one thing no pre-teen can resist, it's a colorful party invite.

When her younger sister continued to get bullied by a group of girls (Elke, Grace, Ashley), this big sis stepped up and crafted a colorful invitation to a "stop being jerks" party.

When: Right now
Where: Everywhere
What to bring: Bring your nasty attitude and throw it right in the trash can
Why: You guessed it folks, you're being jerks

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Siri, What’s a Relationship?

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We’ve Been Waiting for You

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Well, It’s Going Very Well

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I Guess It’s All In The Little Details

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(419): You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
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