(631): I passed out with the…

(631): I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax.

(978): I wish I could send you one…

(978): I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life.

Googly Decoration

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(603): I brought those bastards…

(603): I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses.

(916): It was a fun night! I woke…

(916): It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....

Back Off, Or You Will Be Next

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Tragic

Funny meme describing how hard it is to make a joke that wont offend someone, laser field, someone responds that their wife died in a laser accident.

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Useless Monty Python Clock

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His Wish Was Always To Be A Rock Star

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(434): I saw a drunk guy run…

(434): I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.

The Cast From Archer

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Snitches Get Stitches

Funny meme of someone putting a finger to their lips to describe when someone sees you eating grapes at the grocery store.

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His First Impressions Were Awesome

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Colorful And Beautiful Creature

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Cat Snake Found

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Dad FAILs Big Time, Films Wrong Girl at Graduation, and the Internet Still Loves Him

Dad films the wrong girl at graduation and the internet still reacts with love and laughs on Twitter.

The best part -- she was graduating with a 'filmmaking' degree! Classic Dad move. 

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Strong and Independent

Funny meme about how strong you feel when you open the spaghetti sauce jar on the first try, bird flexing.

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The Only Appropriate Response To Spilled Guinness, RIP

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Stephen Colbert Likens Donald Trump Jr.’s Meeting With Russians To ‘Ocean’s Eleven’

"They got the whole rag-tag team."

I Bet You Didn’t Even Read the Terms and Conditions

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Why Did You Get A Cat?

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Sam Bee’s Show Trolls Sean Spicer With ‘Shawshank Redemption’ Goodbye

"Sean Spicer crawled to freedom through five hundred yards..."

Historically Accurate

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And Say Pumpkin Spice Three Times

Funny meme about how you can catch a basic white girl by setting a trap with pizza, starbucks, wine, puppies and uggs.

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Tagged: basic , Starbucks , wine , Memes

Someone Has Made It

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‘SNL’ Bids Hilarious Farewell To Melissa McCarthy’s Sean Spicer

Oh Spicey, we hardly knew ye.

Anthony Scaramucci Prompts Search Of Scaramouch And People Can’t Handle The Definition

Merriam-Webster said on Friday that lookups for scaramouch were up 8,185 percent.

Shibes Talking About Movies

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Don’t F*ck Up Sarah Jessica Parker’s Eggs!

Don't F*ck Up Sarah Jessica Parker's Eggs!

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Dreams Aloud recreates the dreams of fans word for word as they try to remember them first thing in the morning. In this episode Darron Cardosa, well-known as the blogger Bitchy Waiter, has been invited to Sara Jessica Parker's house to help her write memoirs. But instead she asks him to cook her eggs.
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The Other Coast for Jul 22, 2017 for 07/22/2017

The Other Coast for Jul 22, 2017

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I Want To Work With Them

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Cat Faces Before They Sneeze

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Error: Backflip.exe Has Stopped Working

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Bed Space

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Only Good At Drawing Eyes

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Bro, Do You Even Push Up?

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Truest Sign Ever

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Absolutely Beautiful And Terrifying

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Proceed With Extreme Caution

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We All Need This At Some Point In Our Lives

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Let’s Hope He Keeps Sleeping For A Little While

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Pets Are The Best

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A New Creature Is Born

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The Mighty Predator

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He-Man Cosplay Made My Day

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Elephants Are The Most Intelligent Creatures In The World

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Huh? Where Did He Go?

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Very Sharp Dragon

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Mad Squirrel

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High School Kids Nowadays

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A Mistake You’re Never Going To Make Again

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The Design Process Of A Shirt

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Well, There Goes My PhD

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That Didn’t Go As Planned

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Next Time Put Your Helmet On

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Thanks For The Memes, Sean Spicer

Funny collection of twitter reaction and memes regarding Sean Spicer's resignation.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer resigned today following Trump's appointment of financier Anthony Scaramucci as communications director. The unexpected move was puzzling to many, as Spicer has been involved in quite a few White House boo-boos. 

For our goodbye we've rounded up some past gems for a trip down Spicer-meme memory lane, as well as our favorite Twitter reactions to his departure. May the force be with you, Spicey. 

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Short Girl Problems Are Everywhere

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Yeah, Maybe Don’t Try Live Reporting In Front Of A Helicopter

reporting-in-front-of-helicopter.jpg This is a video of a local news reporter reporting on some area fires in front of the river that two firefighting helicopters are using to scoop buckets of water from. Things go pretty much exactly how I'm assuming everyone except this reporter and her cameraman would expect. Or maybe she was secretly hoping to find a backdoor into Oz. I would have done the same thing if I thought I stood a chance of meeting the Wonderful Wizard. I know better though. "Because he's not real?" What? No, because the Lollypop Guild had him assassinated. Keep going for the video, but keep your speakers in check.

Very Appropriate Reaction

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How Sean Spicer Left The White House

How Sean Spicer Left The White House

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Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer will be forever remembered for his proud and dignified exit from his post.
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The Fedex Pilots Gripe Sheet

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What Does The Phrase “Hooking Up” Mean To You?

What Does The Phrase Hooking Up Mean To You?

What Does The Phrase "Hooking Up" Mea...
For some, hooking up means sex. For others, it means kissing or heavy petting. For some, it means destroying your enemies.
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There’s Always Another Side Of The Story

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Me At The BBQ This Weekend

Funny meme about being vegan with an acronym that actually says he loves to grill animals.

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Tagged: vegans , Memes , vegan , meat

Comic-Con Exclusive: Next 10 Spider-Man Actors Revealed!

Comic-Con Exclusive: Next 10 Spider-Man Actors Revealed!

Comic-Con Exclusive: Next 10 Spider-M...
A first look at the next ten web-slingers!
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Corgi Sploot

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I Had No Idea About This

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Star Wars With Lightsaber Sounds Dubbed Over With Owen Wilson Saying ‘Wow’

star-wars-lightsabers-owen-wilson.jpg Just to prove that we really have reached the end of the internet, these are two videos of Star Wars lightsaber battles that have been dubbed with Owen Wilson saying 'wow' on top of all the lightsaber sound effects (well, in the first video they were completely replaced, which is better). It is hands down the dumbest thing I've seen today, not including my roommate's face. I can't believe somebody even came up with this, let alone took the time to make it a reality. I can't even find the time to brush my teeth before bed, and people are out there making Owen Wilson dubbed Star Wars lightsaber sound effect videos. "Don't blame your poor oral hygiene on this." I think one of my wisdom teeth has a worm living in it. Keep going for the videos -- a shorter, better one and a longer, worse one.

Amazing Dress Inspired By A Disney Princess

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They’re Making Me Hungry

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Flashback Friday: This Is The Ideal Male Body

Collection of memes about the ideal male body, a twitter meme with Shrek, nintendo, wario, toad, sonic the hedgehog.

For Flashback Friday we're revisiting "This Is The Male Body" a Twitter meme that came onto the scene last summer. It all started when conservative media personality Steven Crowder posted a photo of MMA fighter Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko to Twitter back in January. The picture, which was captioned "This is the ideal make body. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

It wasn't until months later, in August of 2016, that the tweet began receiving attention. After it was reposted by user @playazball in response to one of Crowder's misogynistic tweets, others users started to take notice and began making their own versions of the tweet, usually sans typo. Here are some top-rated examples.



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Cats Don’t Like Costumes

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Video Of A Water Skier Solving A Rubik’s Cube

rubiks-cube-while-water-skiing.jpg This is a point-of-view video of juggler and magician Joey Fratelli solving a Rubik's Cube while water skiing. So, if you were wondering just how quickly this train of ours is approaching the end of the internet, the answer is we're already there. Gather your belongings and quickly exit the train in an unorderly fashion, pushing and screaming like you're the only person in the world who matters. And you know what? To me you are. "Awwww." We really love each other, don't we? "We sure do." Awesome, I want you to kill my roommate for me. Keep going for the video.

With A Little Help From Her Friend

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Beautiful Steampunk Bathroom

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Perfect Ending To A Great Life

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Don’t Be Too Generous Tonight

Funny mem eabout offering your friends shots, then regretting it when every friend wants one, photo of hagrid.

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It’s All Connected

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It’s Like A Circle Of Hell

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Oh Wow: Insanely Impressive Jet Flying Tricks

1500571227-11sl8d.gif This is a video from a recent Russian air show in Zhukovsky of an Su-35 fighter jet performing some seemingly physics-defying moves. I kept expecting to see the pilot have to ejector-seat out and watch the plane crash down to earth. That never happened though. Still, clearly this jet has forgotten how to jet and I recommend it go back to plane school to learn how to fly again. Or run away from home and join the circus. Or bang a Transformer and settle down and raise a family. I don't know, I'm not a life coach. Not a very good one anyways. Now, forget about work and help me finish all these beers. Keep going for the whole video, but the highlights are the maneuvers at 1:35 ('Cobra Turn'), 1:56 ('Pugachev's Cobra'), 3:25 ('Kulbit'/Somersault) and 5:25 (no name but insanely impressive and I thought for sure was going to lead to a crash -- this one and the one at 3:25 are the two best in my opinion).

Secret Capybara Off Button

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Some Animals Have A Thing For Licking Windows

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30 Funny Memes To Spice Up Your Day

Collection of funny memes about sexting, dating, relationships, names, drugs, money, candy, school, summer, donald trump, star trek, captain picard steve jobs.

You deserve a break.

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The Perfect Dragon Ball Meal

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Read It Out Loud

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Highly Suspect

Funny meme about the government hiding stuff from us.

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Tagged: government , Memes , animals

If You’re Going To Have A Koffee, Have A Teaking Too

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Never Chirp A Person Putting In The Effort

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Hopeless

Funny meme about the number of fish in the sea shrinking, reference to the "plenty of fish in the sea" saying about when you're single.

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Tagged: single , Memes , dating

After Finally Getting A Job

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Screw This, I’m Outta Here: Cat Drags Its Bed Up Stairs

cat-takes-bed-upstairs.jpg This is a short video of a cat who's had enough of ground floor living and tries to drag its bed upstairs. It doesn't just try though, it's successful. Another fine example of trying hard and believing in yourself. Also, I like how the cat's pattern matches its bed. It's like a kitty camo bed. I wish my bed was camouflaged to match me. "You should bleach your sheets." You're saying I'm pale, I get it. "I was referring to the pee stains." That's not pee, that's *sniffs bed* okay yeah that's pee. Never drink Red Bull after 8PM. Keep going for the video.

10 World’s Oldest Examples Of Ordinary Things

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Star Trek Original Series Tiki Mugs Now Available

star-trek-tiki-mugs-1.jpg Remember those Star Trek: The Original Series tiki mugs that were coming soon from Geeki Tiki? Well they're no longer coming soon, they're available as a six piece set from ThinkGeek for $80. For reference, that's $13.33 (repeating of course) per mug. Not a bad deal if you're into tropical tiki drinks and Star Trek: The Original Series. The collection includes Spock, Kirk, McCoy, a Gorn, Klingon and Mugato. Obviously, I'll be drinking out of Kirk since I'm the captain of this ship. "What ship?" This spaceship we're both on. "You're in a cubicle." In a far-off galaxy?! "No, right under the A/C vent in an office building on earth." Man, you suck at playing space. Keep going for a couple more shots.

Nice

Funyn meme where man tweets "Word 2016 has been the worst year yet" and Microsoft Office account responds.

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You Have The Right To Remain Cute

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Jeff Goldblum Plays Superhero Psychotherapist Leonard Meshbesher on ‘Conan’

Conan O’Brien’s visit to Comic-Con continued on TBS last night, and during the episode the show was treated to a very special clip featuring Jeff Goldblum, who plays renowned superhero psychotherapist Leonard Meshbesher and leads therapy sessions with Professor X, Storm, Luke Skywalter, Darth Vader, Jon Snow, Batman, Spider-Man, and Superman to help them work through […]

A Ship And Its Captain

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BT Kingsley Stays Busy on ‘The Next Level’

The penultimate performer on Comedy Central’s Kevin Hart Presents: The Next Level (Sunday at 11/10c) is the LA by way of Sacramento comic BT Kingsley. Kingsley has been at it for 12 years, paving his own way, resourcefully hustling to stay busy and relevant. He’s an only child, which means he was born with a […]

24 Chuckle-Worthy Web Comics To Brighten Your Day

Collection of random and funny web comics.

A delightful assortment of cartoons, consolidated just for you!

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These Tweets About Sean Spicer’s Resignation Will Make You LOL

"Congrats to Sean Spicer on his new job as a CNN commentator."

A Letter To All The People Of The World

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Home Security Footage Of Tornado Winds Briefly Picking Up SUV

tornado-hovercar.jpg This is some home security footage from Kevin Karas's home in Hamburg, New York during a recent tornado. The winds were strong enough to pick up both his trailer and SUV briefly. Impressive, but I can toss cars around like that no problem. *cracks knuckles, prepares to put on Infinity Gauntlet* Behold -- ultimate power. "A latex glove you painted gold and decorated with plastic rhinestones?" Bend over and let's see how well the glue cured. Keep going for two different versions of the video in case one doesn't work.

The Most Acceptable Use Of A Selfie Stick

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Sends Shivers Down My Spine

Funny meme about alien the movie being like when he leans in closer for a kiss.

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This ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ Video Game Concept Needs to Become a Real Thing

Since there’s already a video game where you can experience what it’s like to perform at an open mic as a standup comic, it seems only fair that there should be a game for the improv crowd as well, and thanks to comedian and Above Average video editor Dominick Nero, there’s already an impressive proof of […]

This Bar Knows Me Too Well

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That Moment When You Get In The Water

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Cute Girls Picdump 57

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TGIF

Photoshop meme editing F Scott Fitzgerald's Great Gatsby to being about how pathetic it is to be alone on a Friday night.

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Things You Should Not Do While Fencing

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Here’s the Trailer for Maz Jobrani’s Netflix Standup Special ‘Immigrant’

Maz Jobrani heads to Netflix early next month with a new standup special, and the streaming network just released the trailer. Titled Immigrant, the special was filmed at the Kennedy Center in DC and features Jobrani’s “political humor about being an immigrant in the era of Trump, as well as observations about modern day parenting.” […]

Meanwhile In Russia: Driving Through A Plague Of Locusts

driving-through-locusts.jpg This is a video from Russia of a trucker driving through a plague of locusts. It's pretty much exactly how it looks like in the movies, except filmed in a quality so poor it would look bad projected on the side of a matchbook. I still remember the first video I recorded with a pager. Keep going for the eighth plague of Egypt.

23 Funny Memes To Start Your Friday Right

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TGIF!

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Comedy Central Is Not Moving Forward with Jessica Williams and Naomi Ekperigin’s Pilot

Ahead of the release of her Netflix film The Incredible Jessica James, The New York Times has a great new interview with Jessica Williams out today where she looks back on her days as a Daily Show correspondent and her decision to leave the show to try new things. “I know what I’d be incredible […]

Several Things Cut In Half

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Shrek Can’t Stop Talking About Dunkirk

Shrek Can't Stop Talking About Dunkirk

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They sure did mention Christopher Nolan's latest movie "Dunkirk" a lot in the Shrek films.
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Stop Hitting Yourself

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Ian Charles Garner (@sweatpantspapi) on Using Twitter Not as a Stage But as a Bullhorn

Ian Charles Garner is a future EGOT recipient who is constantly sporting a fresh fade and always attached to his phone. He’s gearing up to become a full blown, bicoastal Instagram boytoy as he pursues an MFA in Screenwriting at LMU’s School of Film and Television. Contrary to popular belief, he is not Rami Malek’s […]

Woman Live-Tweets Harrowing Breakup Tale That’s On Cringe Steriods

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What we have here is a fine display of the benefits Twitter offers our sadistically-inclined humorous souls. This guy's dignity just got publicly pulverized, and he absolutely deserved it. 

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RIP

Meme/screenshot about Linkin park after Chester Bennington's death.

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Anthony Atamanuik’s Trump Meets Up with Some Former Mobsters on ‘The President Show’

Here’s a clip from last night’s President Show, where Anthony Atamanuik’s Donald Trump meets up with former mobsters Frank DiMatteo, Alonso Esposito, and Michael Franzese to learn what it takes to be a good mafia boss and what decidedly doesn’t, including too many tweets, too many leaks, and not respecting the mafia’s strict policy against […]

Never Look Like An Alcoholic Again

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Stephen Colbert Visits the Moscow Ritz-Carlton’s Infamous Presidential Suite

Here’s a clip from last night’s Late Show, where Stephen Colbert continues “Russia Week” by finally sharing the segment he went to Russia for in the first place – visiting the Moscow Ritz-Carlton’s now-infamous Presidential Suite, AKA ground zero for the “Trump pee pee tape.” After meeting with journalist and Russian surveillance expert Andrei Soldatov […]

Things Changed So Little

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Jeff Goldblum Is A Super Therapist For The Superheroes

"When it comes to mental health, don't be a 'hero.'"

(626): Just because I’m…

(626): Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.

(206): And then he served me a…

(206): And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!

Cleanup On Aisle 5

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Rebel Without A Cause

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English Can Be Tricky

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The Double Eldredge Knot Perfectly Executed

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Seth Meyers Takes “A Closer Look” at Jeff Sessions and Trump’s Obsession with One-Way Loyalty

Here’s a clip from last night’s Late Night, where Seth Meyers takes “A Closer Look” at Donald Trump’s new interview with The New York Times threatening special counsel Robert Mueller, accusing former FBI director James Comey of trying to use the dossier as leverage to keep his job, and even slamming his longtime supporter Attorney […]

(785): Your penis is the destroyer…

(785): Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.

(707): She made me undress her…

(707): She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...

It’s Sad But It’s True

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Girl Tweets Story of OkCupid Date Gone Horribly Wrong

Girl shares story of super awkward date she went on through OkCupid with an old man.

We're talking doesn't get memes kind of old here, guys. Also, like who even uses OkCupid in this day and age right?

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Superman Always Has To Be The Best

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(309): I woke up naked with a…

(309): I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?

(812): My first love was gay too,…

(812): My first love was gay too, it's okay.

I Miss You Robin, We All Do

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(708): I’m eating a bagel on…

(708): I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.

Metal Has Been Detected

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Overflow 266

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Overflow 266

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It’s Quite Simple

Funny meme about being single because you push everything away.

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Tagged: single , Memes , dating

Climate Change Is Affecting Swans

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Why Didn’t I Think Of This Before

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(603): Since when is my clitoris…

(603): Since when is my clitoris pierced?

When You Keep Looking At This Picture

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What A Wonderful World

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Girl Tweets Terribly Cringeworthy Tale of Bathroom Incident Gone Wrong On Her Date

Girl tweets story of bathroom incident gone wrong while she was on her date.

So this is pretty much worst-case scenario. Talk about a shitty situation. 

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Someone Release This Beauty

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Kitten Lovers

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(803): Dude she literally licked…

(803): Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?

(303): And on a positive note i…

(303): And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you".

Let Me Park It Right Here

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Watch Me

Funny breakup meme where girl tells guy to find someone else as good as her, guy googles golden retrievers for sale.

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It Took Some Time

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Old Trampoline Cleverness

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(412): On a scale of 1 to…

(412): On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?

Another Day, Another Balloon Message

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Judge John Hodgman on a Scrabble-Bully Boyfriend

Is it good sportsmanship or condescension?...

She Should Have Said Yes

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14 Tinder Profiles That Are Unapologetically Merciless

Unbelievable dating profiles on Tinder.

Are these people trying to be forever alone?

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Stephen Colbert Just Rented Out Trump’s Alleged ‘Pee Pee Tape’ Suite In Moscow

The history "just washes over you."

No Need To Go Outside, Ever Again

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It’s Kinda True

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21 Funniest Memes of the Day

Collection of funny memes from instagram about pizza, dogs, religion, money, dating, animals, tigers, relationships, competition, games, the weekend, school, university, poop.

We've carefully selected this batch of memes to cheer you up on what might be the worst day of the week. Hang in there. 

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The Story Of A Rescued Bird

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Apparently I Never Moved Past Grade School

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White House ‘MAGAnomics’ Visual Aid Flies Off The Rails

How did they not see this coming?

Sometimes It’s Just Too Much

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Red Panda Shenanigans

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5 Horrifying Jobs That Almost Make You Prefer Unemployment

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6 NSFW Moments From The Making of Family-Friendly Shows

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4 Ways Ethics Were Thrown Out The Window In The Name Of Sex

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Become A Professional Code Monkey In 3 Easy Steps

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This Is Going To Get Ugly

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Every Time I Wash A Little Spoon

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Thanks To World Of Warcraft

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Seth Meyers Calls Out Sean Hannity For The Most Bizarre Habit

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The Cheapest Phone Holder

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The Most Glamorous Horse I’ve Ever Seen

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A Dog’s Sense Of Smell

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It’s Going To Blossom Soon

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The Greatest Mystery

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New Species Of Derp Found

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Success Isn’t Always What You See

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