Celebrating 30 Years Of The Awesome Studio

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Wise Words From A Funny Man

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The Many Faces Of A Tiny Hedgehog

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What Freedom Is All About

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Finals Week Be Like

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Comedy Listings for July 3-9

A guide to stand-up, improv and comedy shows in New York City.

Nearly Forgot

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Wound Management

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Reporting For Duty

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That’s The Kind Of Wife I’m Searching For

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Timmy Turner Must Be Close

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It Runs In The Family

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You Have To Admire The Dedication

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Open At Your Own Risk

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He Sure Knows Nothing

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I Love This Game’s Review

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Maru Becomes A Bendy Bus

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There’s Always Time For Tea

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The Tallest Tree In The World

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Definitely A Proud Dad

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In Every Relationship

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Emilia On Shooting A Difficult Game Of Thrones Scene

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Math Class Never Taught Me About This

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Looks Better Than My Living Room

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Population Studies 310: The World is So Much Simpler This Way

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If You Talk Like This Guy, Don’t Be Surprised if You’re Alone on Valentine’s Day

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Death Star Meets ‘Up’

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“Pass Me a Beer, Bro”

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Would You Adopt Him?

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Who Are You Trying to Impress?

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What Happens To Most Smart People

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Fairy Tales In Present Times

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Judgement Day is Coming, Sarah

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Murphy’s Law for Parents of 3-Year-Olds

I am going to take my parenting "expert" hat off and put my mom-of-a-3-year-old hat on. I've been feeling under the weather, and although I'm a glass-half-full kind of gal, I started to write these to make myself laugh. I hope you have some chuckles too. And yes, these did actually happen.

Murphy's Law for Parents of 3-Year-Olds

You will cut the wrong end of the freezie, stir the yogurt the wrong way, break the banana or use the wrong-colored cup.

The day you are late for an important appointment is the day you will unbuckle the car seat, as you always do, and your 3-year-old will shriek like he is being stabbed and refuse to get out.

The timer will beep, reminding you to take your very expensive tenderloin steak off the BBQ, at the same time your 3-year-old yells frantically from the bathroom that he is done pooping and needs your help.

The amount of time your 3-year-old spends on his bike without training wheels is inversely related to how much time it took you to find the tools and get the training wheels off.

The moment you finally sit down at the end of the day, and finally decide on a movie to watch, your 3-year-old will slink into the living room, saying, "I can't sleep."

You will cut the grilled cheese sandwich the wrong way. And put the ketchup in the wrong spot.

The morning of the scheduled weekend away BY YOURSELF that you have been waiting for all year, you will discover you have a fever -- that your 3-year-old had days before.

The milk will get spilled, so you might as well just leave the paper towel holder on the table.

The words "I want to do it!" go with "Uh-oh."

The moment you high-five yourself for getting your 3-year-old out the door -- dressed, bladder emptied, tummy filled, teeth cleaned, ON TIME -- is the moment you realize you didn't eat breakfast.

You will walk out of the house with your shirt on inside-out. A few times. You may even get to work and realize you still have your pajamas on.

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If you take the wagon, he will want to walk. If you don't take the wagon, he will refuse to walk.

The day your 3-year-old discovers where the scissors are kept is the day you leave your well-thought-out to-do list on the kitchen table.

The night you forget to put the mattress cover on the bed is the night your 3-year-old will pee so fiercely, you'd swear an adult did it.

When you finally feel confident enough to wear more expensive pieces of clothing around the kids, your 3-year-old will manage to get himself some yogurt and want a big hug for his accomplishment.

Your 3-year-old's favorite pair of shorts -- that he must wear every day -- will be white. Well, at first, anyway.

The first time you try leaving your child inside while you go out and do some backyard weeding, he will 1) go out the front door, 2) poop on the front lawn and 3) be discovered by your husband, who will just happen to come home early that day.

(By the way, in between fits of laughter, he said, "I love that that happened on your watch!")

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Chris Martin Surprises India, Countering Their Hot Summer with Some Coldplay

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Here's Coldplay's Chris Martin performing "Viva La Vida" at Delhi's Summer House Cafe earlier tonight!(Shout-out to the reader who sent this in!)More on this his surprise performance (and its star-studded audience) here: bzfd.it/1U9sVO3

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Right after news broke about his split from Jennifer Lawrence, up turns this video of Coldplay's Chris Martin giving the good people of India some musical magic.

Charmingly, it's in some tiny little venue and the whole set up looks very improvised. That didn't stop the lucky patrons from singing along and recording it all.

The beer signs behind him got a fair deal of marketing out of it as well.

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Not Allowed In The Bed

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SIMPSONS DID IT!

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Portion Control, People

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Swim Across State Lines

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Virtual Reality is Getting Too Real

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Seven Cartoon Characters Who Might be on the Autism Spectrum

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"Mom, I think that person has autism," says my 10-year-old son Noah. And because his brother Evan is on the spectrum, he has developed an intuitive ability to detect even the most subtle signs of autism.

Sometimes Noah notices an inability to decipher social cues. Sometimes it's an unusual speech pattern or a repetitive behavior. Once it was something as simple as a mother holding the hand of her young teenage boy.

Noah's A-dar* got me thinking about which cartoon characters might have an autism diagnosis if such a thing existed in the world of animation. But then, like every responsible attorney, realized I probably should include some sort of disclaimer.

Caution: This post is intended for people who have an appreciation for sarcasm and humor.Yes, I know that autism is a pervasive developmental disorder characterized by deficits in social interaction and communication, a limited range of activities and interests and often the presence of repetitive behaviors. And I know that if a person exhibits one or even some of these traits, it does not necessarily mean he/she has autism. But, for the fun of it, I have diagnosed seven cartoon characters who meet at least one of the criteria for autism. Just remember; sarcasm and humor - or at least one mom's attempt at it.

1. Cookie Monster Not only does this Sesame Street character exhibit a significant preoccupation with cookies, but his expressive language is significantly delayed when compared to his monster peers. Like many on the spectrum, if he had his way and the writers didn't cave in to pressures to make him eat healthier, Cookie Monster would happily live on a self-restricted diet consisting of only his preferred food.

2. Schroeder, the object of Lucy's unrequited affection, is a precocious piano playing prodigy. His savant skills are perfect, and his knowledge of all things Beethoven are nothing less than impressive. Typically, Schroeder is content to play his music and engages in very little on-going dialogue. He can, however, become easily agitated if either his piano playing or his idol Beethoven are criticized.

3. One of the 101 Dalmatians. The prevalence of autism is 1 in 68. Statistically speaking, if you have 101 Dalmatians, chances are at least one of them will fall somewhere on the spectrum.

4. Tigger clearly has issues with attention and focus. With all his bouncing around, we can also speculate that his sensory-seeking behaviors are indicative of an autism diagnosis.

5. Elmer Fudd Forget about the fact that he really needs a good speech pathologist, the guy is obsessed with killing a rabbit. Does he even talk about anything else, ever?

6. Brainy Smurf is a know-it-all intellectual who isn't afraid to impart his wisdom upon the entire Smurf clan Do they want it? Mostly they don't, so it's not unusual for Brainy to be kicked outside the village or smacked over the head with a mallet. Despite the abuse, he remains oblivious to the fact that his fellow Smurfs have no interest in his "wisdom."

7. SpongeBob wins the award for having the most characteristics of autism. Although hyperactive, he is extremely focused and determined and will do whatever it takes to accomplish a goal. Often, he is oblivious to impending danger, and his lack of awareness tends to put him and others at risk for harm. He has a hard time detecting lies, and his kind-hearted and innocent nature means he is nice to everyone, notably those who are not always kind to him. SpongeBob also has anxiety. He is especially anxious about clowns and the dark.

*A-dar is a made-up term used to refer to someone with an intuitive ability to identify an individual on the autism spectrum.

Which cartoon characters would you add to this list?

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4th Of July Things You’ll Rethink On The 5th Of July

It's the day after that you might remember the most.

We all look forward to having a great time on the 4th of July. But what we don't look forward to is the day after, when perhaps we're feeling an enormous amount of regret for things that transpired on our nation's birthday.

Here are some things we will definitely rethink for next year's 4th of July.

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Cat’s Little Song To Cheer You Up

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Cat Just Wants To Dog

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You Still Have to Earn Your Keep

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Oh Thank You

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Why You Should Watch ‘M*A*S*H’ If You Haven’t Already

There’s been a rising trend in the past year or so of turning beloved comedy series into bingeable packages: NBC aired classic Saturday Night Live episodes to celebrate season 40, FXX ran a 12-day Simpsons marathon last year, Hulu added every episode of Seinfeld, and Comedy Central is currently airing a 42-day streaming Daily Show […]

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The Signs We Should Follow

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When Mommy Message Board Abbreviations Get Out Of Hand

Parenting message boards can be a great resource, but they can also be a breeding ground for the overuse of abbreviations (aka... abbrevs).

The funny ladies of The BreakWomb show just how alienating this kind of talk can be in their latest video.

The conversation may be filled with "IMHO," "BF and FF," NMSAA," "IDK" and "FIL," but reminds us that not everyone speaks "Mommy Message Board."

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Walmart Doing The Right Thing

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Quick LSD Test

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‘Inside Amy Schumer’ Created the Perfect Solution for Your Friends’ Boring Stories

Here’s another great sketch from Inside Amy Schumer that finally solves the age-old problem of who to turn to when you need someone to talk to about a boring story related to your life that nobody cares about. Listen Alert will always be there for you when you need it, but there is one big […]

Well, Someone’s In Treble

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There’s No Stopping It Now

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Red: The Story of One Painter’s Grief and Suffering

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British amateur graffiti artist Mobstr is a major pain in the ass for local cleaning crews. He biked past this utility shelter on his way to work for over a year, and would occasionally leave little messages for people to find. Thus began a yearlong war of attrition between Mobstr and the local utilities crews. In the end, though, the building looked better than before, and the end justifies the means, right?

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5 Things You’ll Never Hear Women Say To Catcallers

Whether it's worth the time or potential risk to respond or not, it should surprise no one that women's general reactions to catcalling are not favorable. In a new video, BuzzFeed Yellow decided to take a different angle: If and when women respond to street harassers, what would we never say?

BuzzFeed chose five common examples of street harassment and had women react in completely implausible ways. Like when a random guy offers a woman a ride and she says, "Yeah, I want a ride! Thank you so much for asking, complete and utter stranger!"

Note to catcallers: because every now and then, we need a reminder to smile -- thanks for reminding us! (Is a thing we'll never say.)

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An Open Letter to the LA Parking Bureau

Dear LA Parking Violations Bureau:

Yesterday morning I was ticketed after misreading a ten foot totem pole of parking signs that Steven Hawking couldn't decode, let alone a hungover blonde.

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That night I got another ticket because I didn't notice they had spontaneously painted half my block red for no apparent reason apart from ruining my life. I now spend more a year on parking tickets than I do on healthcare. ObamaParkingCare, please. I would definitely start budgeting in parking tickets, if I was the sort of person who budgeted. Day and night I live in a state of constant panic that my car is about to be ticketed. Unlike some cities, you even give people trivial parking tickets on Sundays reinforcing my theory that you are satanic devil worshipers.

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All this would be manageable if I had money, which I don't. I'm flat broke and any money I do have gets immediately stolen by the savage, circling vultures you employ. Tickets around town range from $64 to $84 which feels discriminatory against the poor considering it's we who can afford neither garage nor valet -- just the sort of robbing the poor to feed the rich situation Robin Hood fought. Can you really fine someone for being not the brightest crayon in the box? Should I be so gravely and frequently punished for having a rare mental condition that allows me to believe it's Monday on a Friday? Sixty-Four dollars may not be a lot to you but I sometimes have to eat the free cheese at Whole Foods for dinner so each ticket is a lancing blow to the kidney.

Who strategizes your parking rules? Tywin Lannister? Whoever it is deserves some kind of genius award because they foil me every single time, not that it's hard because I also have other brain disorders like thinking I'm only going to need 60 minutes at the hair salon and believing no one would have the heart to fine me for crossing half a fingernail into a red zone.

On another note, you should really congratulate your meter maids. They take their job EXTREMELY seriously. If all government employees took their jobs as seriously we would have world peace and the American dollar would be worth £12. What are you doing to these people? Waterboarding them if they don't hit the daily quota?

Look. I'm an idiot. I know I'm an idiot. I take responsibility for the majority of the stupid tickets but here's the thing: I'M DOING MY BEST. I'm honestly and truly doing my best. Can you at least make the parking signs readable? A sliding scale to ensure that I don't pay more in parking tickets annually than my crap Pontiac is worth? Stop giving your employees free yachts for every 1000th ticket they issue?? I hear a rumor that you are considering being merciful enough to rethink your laws and make it easier. PLEASE do. If you do, it will greatly increase the quality of life of Angelenos, especially lower income drivers and especially, especially, me. If you don't, I'm going to send a glitter gram to every single person in your office.

Sincerely,

Kelly MacLean

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You Have A Donkey Smile

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Judd Apatow’s Sweet Revenge

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Screw the Weather Channel! My Forecast Is Always Correct

Attention professional weather prognosticators, TV meteorologists, National Hurricane Center forecasters and anyone whose number one conversation topic centers around Fourth of July weekend atmospheric conditions. Yes, that includes this nation's grandpas.

Put away your topographic maps and disconnect your flashy "storm tracker" computer modules; your interactive radar and satellite imagery are no longer needed. The local news weather segment can officially be reduced to 10 seconds as opposed to the four minutes weatherpersons currently need to inform the viewing audience that "there's a chance those holiday brats may be a bit soggy."

You see, I have developed a completely unscientific yet foolproof method of foretelling exterior conditions: a technique more accurate than Aunt Shirley's rheumatism or the CNN "Blizzardmobile." The latter, incidentally was pressed into service during the 2015 New York City "Needless Snow Panic" and will haunt anchor/Blizzardmobile passenger Don Lemon's credibility forever, even if he scores an exclusive interview with the head of a covert Chinese hacking ring.

LEMON: Are you the person responsible for stealing personal information from 4 million U.S. government employees?

HACKER: Are you the guy who drove around in the Blizzardmobile?

LEMON: Yes, but...

HACKER: Ha ha ha ha.

I can affirm that everybody's Independence Day picnics, parades, fireworks displays and the like will take place under brilliant weather conditions. I know this because I am not, repeat NOT, planning a party this weekend. Were the reverse to be true, I would advise everyone in this great country to board up your windows, take refuge in underground shelters and prepare for a weather cataclysm not seen since that ice age blanketed New York City in The Day After Tomorrow..

I have lived in my Chicago home for a dozen years but am most proud of what's on the outside. In my humble opinion, my backyard is a combination outdoor man cave/Better Homes and Garden photo op. I have a deluxe gas grill, a fireplace, an island that can easily seat 12, and speakers capable of blasting tunes from any number of online radio stations, which I easily control from my iPhone. The only thing lacking are people to enjoy it for, every time I plan an outdoor get-together, they remain huddled inside, gazing at Mother Nature's wrath.

My daughter has attended two high school "spring" proms, yet has never taken an outdoor picture as both events were curtailed by rain and, in the case of her junior year, snow flurries. My wife's surprise 50th birthday, held in late April when flowers are supposed to be blooming and warm temperatures arriving, was a balmy 38 degrees. The more guests I invite, the greater the likelihood of tornadoes. I have already told both daughters that, should they desire outdoor weddings, the attendees will consist of a justice of the peace and one witness. Increasing the guest list will cause a rapid rise in flood waters.

Last month, as Spring turned to Summer and we even experienced a 90- degree day, my wife and I made preparations for my daughter's high school graduation party - June 7 to be exact.

"Just one nice day is all I want," my wife said.

"Foolish woman," I thought. "Does she not know our track record?"

Ten days before the party, she downloaded numerous weather apps and updated me on the "extended outlook," a complete waste of time unless one lives in Arizona where the daily forecast between May and September never strays from "sunny with highs in the mid 100s."

"It's supposed to be clear and 75," she exclaimed proudly. "We might need extra patio seating."

I refused to share her zeal, for I knew that predicting weather 10 days out in Chicago was as accurate as stating in March that the Cubs were a potential World Series contender. Sure enough, by June 4, storm cloud icons had replaced the brilliant sunshine on her phone. The next day, lightning bolts joined the mix. The descriptive forecast for party day included the following phrases: "strong thunderstorms," "severe weather possibility" and, the coup de grace, "chance of hail."

On June 7 we indeed awoke to thunderstorms pelting our rented backyard tent. We hastily moved chairs, tables and hors d'oeuvres to the garage, which seats 30 comfortably. Thirty-one if you include my lawn mower. The rain subsided long enough to return everything to the backyard, but storms were never far away and soaked the remaining guests later that evening. The Weather Channel app showed clear skies with no sign of precipitation.

So America, set up your cornrow games, unfurl your Slip-n-Slides, launch your sailboats and make sure you have enough marshmallows to roast over those evening bonfires while fireworks explode in the distance. Delete the Dark Sky, Storm Shield and Weathertron apps from your iPhones as they will not be necessary.

However, if you have a spare moment, please stock up on plywood, bottled water and batteries. For I am planning a large Labor Day picnic in my backyard.

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War And Peace

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Let’s Be Honest, You Have No Idea What Your Car Dashboard Signs Actually Mean

If only we know what those signs on the car dashboard were actually trying to tell us.

In the meantime, uktv's Dave channel came up with a user-friendly way to explain to your mechanic which thing started randomly flashing. Safe driving!

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For Anyone Who’s Ever Been Called a Nickname They Don’t Like

This is Phillip, my wonderful husband of 12 years.

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He was named after his mom's dad Phillip Gordon, who was a captain in the Army Signal Corps.

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"Phillip" is what you'll see written on my husband's birth certificate, and his family has never called him anything other than Phillip. He's never gone by anything else in his life.

His name has two syllables in it: Phil-lip. You can clap it out if you want to.

However, the world in general is absolutely convinced that his name is "Phil." Whenever we meet someone new, here's how the conversation goes:

"Nice to meet you, I'm Phillip."

"Well, gee golly, it's great to meet you, too, Phil."

Every. Time.

It's like some vast Truman Show -- style conspiracy, where everyone seems to be in on it except for us.

But we've lived in far too many places for them all to be working together against us: Minnesota, Utah, Ohio, and now here in New England.

Everywhere, he gets called "Phil." Even the emcee at our wedding reception called him Phil (and now that I'm thinking about it, I'm wondering why we paid that guy. I mean, shouldn't there be like a 5 percent discount for calling the groom by the wrong name?)

Now, I have nothing against the name Phil. In fact, the Phils I've known are hilarious, nice guys.

It's just not Phillip's name.

We've moved around a fair amount in our married life, but we plan to stay here in New England and never move again. We're putting down roots.

Which is why I was so concerned when Phillip came home from his first day at his new job here and casually mentioned that the plaque on his office door read "Phil Evans."

"You have to get that changed!" I cried. "Right now, before all your co-workers and your boss think you go by Phil and that becomes your name for the next 40 years you work there! It might already be too late!"

(You can see that I take this somewhat more seriously than he does.)

So off he went to Human Resources and asked for a new plaque with his full name.

The next morning, he showed up at work to find that they'd gone overboard and put this up on his door instead:

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(This isn't the real thing, by the way, just an artistic representation. Phillip's work deals with government contracts and has some super-secret "ruin the blogosphere by not allowing photos" policy.)

Long story short, he's not "Phil" at work anymore. The downside is, he's now the snobby guy who has to have his educational title and middle initial listed with his full name at all times.

Oh, well. We can deal.

Jenny Evans is a writer, a perfectionist, a night owl and a Mormon mom of five who makes jokes at her own expense and blogs about her messy life with a houseful of kids at Unremarkable Files.

You can also visit her on Facebook.

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No One Is Looking At Your Fireworks Pictures

Every year in July, Americans wearing their washed-out flag shirts from 2000 that they've kept because they only wear them once per year (unless they recently painted their living room) gather together on an open field with picnic blankets and folding chairs to partake in the Sisyphean task of capturing the best moments of a fireworks show on camera. In a poll conducted by the United States Wasting Time Foundation (USWTF), when presented with a list of most patriotic pastimes, 73% of respondents chose "trying to take good pictures at a fireworks show on the 4th of July" over "listening to Bob Dylan," "attending a baseball game and actually staying until the ninth inning," and "proudly singing the chorus to 'American Pie,' but mumbling through every other verse."

Human beings have a long history of being interested in capturing these temporal bursts of color in a format they can keep forever, but ironically never look at these photos after July 5th of the year the photo was taken. So dire was this need to immortalize fireworks on our memory cards and overcrowded photo libraries on our phones that camera manufacturers had to have an important meeting.

Leading Camera Manufacturer: "The people want to be able to take pictures of fireworks."

More Expensive Leading Camera Manufacturer: "But a dark sky combined with a colorful explosive that's at it's most photogenic for about two seconds? For the amateur photographer, it's impossible to get a good shot!"

Leading Camera Manufacturer: "You're right..."

Shady Camera Manufacturer Conglomerate That Also Sells Appliances and Frozen Foods: "Well, why don't we try to develop a fireworks setting to match the snow and pet settings we rolled out..."

More Expensive Leading Camera Manufacturer: "That's a great idea!"

Shady Camera Manufacturer Conglomerate That Also Sells Appliances and Frozen Foods: "Only let's make sure it doesn't work so all the fireworks just look like the outtakes from an acid trip at an EDM festival."

And so the camera setting became standard on many point and shoot digital cameras.

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I'm no better than any of you. There are a number of fireworks pictures buried in my Facebook photo albums. Every July I promise myself that this will be the year I'll give up the pursuit of taking one Great fireworks picture, but I keep trying anyway, with marginal success.

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But I can see the Great Picture in my mind. The photo is clear and crisp and worthy of a special edition stamp! I would catch one of those huge red, white, and blue asterisks at its fullest in the sky--the kind you can tell by the nnneeeeeeeeeeoow BOOOOM that you're going to have to crane your neck back to see just how far it stretches into the atmosphere. This sublime could-be photo is the Moby Dick of my summer every year, but the true paradox of my quest is that I am literally the only person in the entire world who cares about taking, seeing, or sharing this picture.

This may be hard for some people to hear, but it needs to be said before we all miss out on reveling in the swell of pride only Kate Perry's "Firework" can summon at a fireworks display: No one is looking at your fireworks pictures. Maybe your boring family members will, and maybe a few of the people you're trying to impress with your existence on social media will idly glance at them, but at the end of the day, no one lives for fireworks pictures. People don't even really like them. They just exist, and we keep adding to the library of useless fireworks pictures every year.

Fireworks pictures are all about the chase. You're on the ground getting eaten alive by mosquitos sitting between some guy telling his grandson about a war he served in and a nauseating couple watching the entire show in each other's eyes, and the music picks up and the explosives start firing off faster, and a tiny thought wiggles its way out of a pocket of your brain saying, "Capture this!!!! You need to get this!!! Look at how cool this is!! Don't you want to keep this to look at this in November???" So you spend the entire fireworks display waiting for the best shot after too many misfires, and by the time its over, you've got 37 shaky-handed pictures that look like they could easily be a streetlight captured by a photographer with epilepsy.

Unlike your very best selfies or your enviable vacation pictures, no one is interested in revisiting fireworks photos. When it comes to holidays whose pictures you're most likely to look at again later in the year, Fourth of July comes last, and it's not because fireworks are lame; it's because fireworks are at their best when you see them live. I'm not one to admonish people for wanting to keep a memento of life's sweetest moments (#picsoritdidnthappen), but in the case of fireworks, it's really best to put the camera down and just enjoy the show.

A random picture of fireworks won't conjure memories of that awful Murphy's Law feeling when you unwittingly sit behind a tree that blocks your view. It also can't portray the surprise you feel when some tough guy sitting next to you wells up in tears staring at the sky. A misfired picture can't trap the solemn magic of celebrating something with friends, family, and strangers, all with their eyes lit up in wonder over something so simple.

There's a time and a place for fireworks pictures, but unless you're at Disney World getting Cinderella's castle in the background, know that fireworks pictures -- much like photos of food and your open laptop -- are the kind of thing people will see once and never look at again. Don't let getting the perfect fireworks pictures make you feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, because no one's looking at your fireworks pictures anyway.

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Watch This Mom Destroy 4 Of The Most Ridiculous Arguments Against Breastfeeding In Public

Despite the efforts of photographers, writers and other lactivists, breastfeeding in public remains a hotly debated topic today.

Mom and cooking show host Kristina Kuzmic is joining in the debate with her satirical PSA -- "4 Reasons Women Should NEVER Breastfeed in Public." In the video, Kuzmic shows why the most common arguments people make against breastfeeding in public are completely ridiculous.

"By breastfeeding in public, we are spreading the lie that breasts have a purpose other than just to turn someone on," she says mockingly. "Women who breastfeed in public aren't doing it because the baby is actually hungry. No, they're just trying to seduce your husbands, with their milk-filled, leaking, engorged breasts."

Parenting comedy at its finest.

H/T The Stir

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I N N O V A T I O N

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It Always Hits When You Least Expect It

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These Comics Absolutely Nail Why We Still Need Feminism

Cartoons and humor make a good pair. Add a side of feminism and you get Rebecca Cohen’s spot-on illustrations.

The cartoonist, who lives in Berkeley, Calif., spreads a feminist message on her Tumblr with illustrations that are both comedic and relatable.

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Cohen explained that her blend of cartoons, comedy and feminism grabs people's attention and helps break down the stereotypes she’s encountered.

"Feminists get a bad rap as having no sense of humor, and I want to counter that image," she said in an email to The Huffington Post.

Cohen is also the mind behind Gyno-Star, a female superhero she invented in high school who fights "the forces of evil and male chauvinism."

Though the cartoons have an obvious layer of humor, Cohen’s work takes on serious issues women face, such as sexual assault. She also uses her work to highlight women making a difference. One of her recent cartoons, for instance, features Bree Newsome, the woman who took down the Confederate flag in South Carolina.

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As for her feminist influences, Cohen looks to activists. She also finds inspiration in the "amazing network of feminists online."

"Hearing from trans women and women of color and women with disabilities and women who live their lives at all these different intersections of oppression -- that has hugely influenced and expanded the way I think about feminism," she said.

Aside from this supportive community, Cohen said she's gotten her share of hate for her work. "Just read my Twitter mentions," she said. But no comment, tweet or message will stand in her way.

"If someone wants to look me in the eye and tell me that all people have the same rights and opportunities and nobody in this country is facing discrimination, they're welcome to try."

See below for more of Cohen's illustrations and support her work through Patreon.

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You Said You Would Never Forget

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Brian Tyree Henry, Lakeith Lee Stanfield, and Zazie Beetz Join Donald Glover’s FX Pilot ‘Atlanta’

Donald Glover just rounded out the lead cast of his in-the-works FX pilot Atlanta. According to Deadline, Brian Tyree Henry, Lakeith Lee Stanfield (Dope, Selma, Straight Outta Compton), and Zazie Beetz will costar in the pilot, which centers on “two cousins on their way up through the Atlanta rap scene whose opposing views on art […]

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If Presidential Candidates’ Pinterest Pages Were Honest

DIY honesty.

The Internet landscape has transformed so much since we last changed presidents. These days, babies exit the womb with Pinterest followers. (Though all their pics are all really dark -- super annoying, babies, just FYI.) It only makes sense that the next president of the United States be tapped into the social media pipeline.

Hillary Clinton just launched her own Pinterest page recently, and as of this writing has just 829 followers -- just a bit fewer than the number of people she's running against for president.

But, as you well know, most politicians have a problem with honesty. So let's look at the presidential candidates' Pinterest pages, but imagine that they exist in a wonderful land of make-believe where politicians are completely truthful.

Here are just a few of the honest Pinterest pages of the current 1,483 people running for president.



























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Ronald Jenkees is Still Alive! And He’s Still Making Sweet Jams!

The man who, years ago, serenaded the internet with dank keyboard beats to the tune of 70 million hits on YouTube is back with a new single and a new album. Today is truly a blessed day. This is what a real DJ should look like instead of those lamers playing their laptops for thousands of screaming fans.

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This Week in Comedy Podcasts: Michael Che Makes It Weird with Pete Holmes

The comedy podcast universe is ever expanding, not unlike the universe universe. We’re here to make it a bit smaller, a bit more manageable. There are a lot of great shows and each has a lot of great episodes, so we want to highlight the exceptional, the noteworthy. Each week our crack team of podcast enthusiasts […]

Tinkerbell, The Jealous Fairy

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If Your Boyfriend Takes More Than He Gives, He Might Be Celery

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It’s Really Not

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Wasabi, A Therapy Tortoise Who Wears A Dress, Has A Tough Shell But A Cuddly Inside

You may wonder: What makes a 42-pound African spur tortoise well-suited for work as a therapy pet?

In part, the same qualities that you'd look for in a therapy dog or cat or rabbit, like being calm and friendly, and pretty impervious to outside stimuli.

Wasabi the therapy tortoise has some unique advantages, to boot.

"She's a distraction. It's not every day you see a giant turtle in a dress," says owner Lisa Chicarella .

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Wasabi wasn't born into life as a well-dressed mental health professional.

She was a timid 8-year-old when she came to Chicarella about 8 years ago, after being given up by her first owner, a reptile collector. She didn't leave her shell for nearly two weeks, back then.

"I gave her the name Wasabi. She was so shy I wanted to give her a name that said she was hot stuff," says Chicarella. "Little did I know how well she would live up to it."

Indeed, she's grown into her name: Wasabi demands attention; she loves affection and likes to sit and stare out the window of their Maryland home, which can be disconcerting for passers-by.

When she's annoyed, Wasabi will shove furniture all over the house. She likes going for walks. She will often climb into Chicarella's lap for snuggles or to munch on pizza crusts.

"Wasabi can be a real force of nature. Wasabi wants what she wants when she wants it," says Chicarella.

The therapy pet gig came about, in 2010, by sad accident. Chicarella had a dog named Chief, who was in the process of becoming certified as a therapy pet, when he unexpectedly died.

At the time, Chicarella got talking to Vicki Rummel, then executive director of Pets on Wheels, now with Therapy Pets Unlimited.

"I mentioned it's a shame that my tortoise can't be a therapy pet, she'd be good at it," says Chicarella. "Vicki said, 'why can't she?' The rest is history."

"Wasabi is a cool tortoise. She is friendly, She gets attention and seems to love the attention. She is an asset to our organization," says Rummel (who adds that she doesn't personally know any other therapy tortoises, though "we have therapy cats. We had Humphrey, an angora rabbit but he recently passed away").

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These days, Wasabi visits with folks in nursing homes and schools, and is a "regular" at the Ronald McDonald House in Baltimore. At all these places, Wasabi spreads comfort and delight, and provokes a lot of reactions like "OMG!! Look at the size of that TURTLE!! Why is it wearing a dress?"

Wasabi is also something of a reptile ambassador. People's automatic interest in her helps spread awareness about these often-misunderstood, ecologically threatened animals.

They're often thought of as moving rocks -- but in fact tortoises like Wasabi grow to be very large, live for decades and are very smart.

"She's not a goldfish in a shell. She is an intelligent animal. She can learn. She has and shows emotions," says Chicarella. "People underestimate the intelligence of tortoises. I am not saying she's going to be doing long division anytime soon but she knows her name and usually comes when she's called."

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But of course not all tortoises wear dresses. Wasabi began wearing her fancy clothes for practical reasons. That first winter as a working tortoise, Chicarella got her bundled up in some heat wraps, secured by a diaper.

"You can imagine the remarks we got. A giant turtle in a diaper. So, my friend made her a dress to cover the diaper," says Chicarella.

Turns out the outfits were a hit. Chicarella decided to keep them on her tortoise year-round. She began ordering them from specialty tailors, who make bespoke frocks (and the occasional other sort of costume).

"Sad truth is, she has more dresses than I do. And hers are custom made," says Chicarella.

Life with a special animal like this one can sometimes require accommodation. Chicarella is even thinking of moving to a one-story house, so that Wasabi no longer needs to climb up and down stairs.

But Wasabi cheers people up with her very unusual presence. She helps folks take their minds off things.

"She gives people the opportunity to forget, even if it's just for a little while," Chicarella says. "She's my girl and I wouldn't trade her for the world."

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Goldman Sachs Tweets Company Photo With Fake Mustache

Goldman Sachs, the New York-based investment bank with a market capitalization of $90 billion, tweeted an old company photo showing an employee with a mustache that just doesn't seem quite natural on Thursday.

The photo shows employees at the bank's first summer outing in 1938. It looks about like you'd expect a photo from the late 1930s to look. All except that one man in a dark suit in the lower right corner with an illustrated or prosthetic mustache.

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Asked about the authenticity of the mustache, a Goldman spokesman replied, "Sorry. No idea. I wasn’t around then."

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Who faked the mustache and when did they do it?

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I’m Not Too Concerned About Skynet Anymore

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Watch a ‘Joe Dirt 2′ Sneak Peek Featuring Christopher Walken as a New York Mobster

The sequel to Joe Dirt premieres on Crackle in two weeks, and today a new sneak peek was released featuring Christopher Walken as Clem back in his mobster days. With the 4th of July upon us, does a movie clip get more American than Joe Dirt traveling back in time to reveal NASCAR winners and […]

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World’s Cutest Grandpa Responds to Pregnancy Announcement

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Why Your Love Life Really Stinks: Science

Humans have been trying hard not to stink for 5,000 years.

Why? Because we all share an unspoken agreement not to launch olfactory terrorism in public places, and partially because our body odor reveals all of our secrets to potential mates.




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The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant -- but succinct -- wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

I need a playlist for when I deeply consider going to the gym but then don't.

— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 2, 2015


An edgy way to say you like cookies is say you are really into BDSM**

**butter dough sugar mounds

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 29, 2015


i dont need to change my facebook icon to a rainbow i'm already queer i'm a fucking rainbow 365 days a year

— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) June 30, 2015


I don't mind sitting in traffic because it gives me time to eat a burrito before I lose my mind

— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) June 30, 2015


Too bad there's no filter to make you look sane.

— bubble girl (@JessObsess) June 30, 2015


I'll put so much more effort into naming my first wifi than my first child.

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 28, 2015


If I had a flat stomach, I would spend all day resting things on it. Cups. Bowls, Various dining implements. A full game of Jenga.

— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) June 30, 2015


Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing. Who gets custody of Matt Damon

— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) June 30, 2015


Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing. Now let's all try to stay calm and discuss how this will affect each of us, personally.

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 30, 2015


*ben starts a text*
hey j, hope all is well. i liked that i luv you papi song. maybe we could get together, give me a call sometime k bye

— LW (@lindseyweber) June 30, 2015


"It's just like flying a kite," I say as I run around haphazardly, trying to figure out where the wifi lives.

— probably awake (@JustTashie) June 28, 2015


Sweatpants, hair tied, chilling with a face mask on.

— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) July 1, 2015


I just said "indeed," so now I'm sipping brandy and polishing my walking stick.

— June O'Hara (@juneohara65) June 29, 2015


I would be mad at myself for blowing $60 at Whole Foods, but I did get 4 things so

— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) July 1, 2015


I know it's been a long time and I should be over it but I'm still pissed at Monica and Chandler for not raising their kids in the city.

— scotus spice (@goldengateblond) July 1, 2015


Personally, I think showing up to work late everyday is a real power move.

— Monica Ann (@Monicann86) July 1, 2015


I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 1, 2015


I'm very proud to announce my new film "Jurassic Snark". It's just two and a half hours of me talking shit about things that annoy me.

— Laura Benanti (@LauraBenanti) June 30, 2015


"Magic Mike XXL" is seriously the most feminist thing I've seen since my circa 1991 homemade glitter "Keep Abortion Legal" sign.

— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) July 1, 2015


It's always a nice reminder that Beyonce also loves to dance around in her underwear to Beyonce.

— KB (@KaraRBrown) July 1, 2015



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Sheep Pees On Reporter During Live TV Report

Think you had a bad day?

At least you're not the guy who had to do a live TV report while a sheep peed on him.


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Breaking Into Comedy Writing with ‘Key & Peele’, ‘Community’, and ‘Rick and Morty’ Writer Alex Rubens

Not many writers can break into Hollywood and land work on quality shows like Key and Peele, Rick and Morty, and Community all in one break-neck streak, but Alex Rubens is batting a thousand. Rubens admits a perfect mixture of lucky and good has produced a lot of laughs for the New York native, and […]

He’s So Cute And Tiny

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Taylor Swift and Her Awkward Assassins Get A Bad Song Parody

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Paws Everything! The World’s Ugliest Dog Got A Fabulous Makeover From Jimmy Kimmel

A 10-year old, mixed breed dog called Quasi Modo was recently named the World's Ugliest Dog, but, thanks to Jimmy Kimmel, she might not hold that title for long.

On Wednesday, Kimmel made life a little less "ruff" for the famous pooch by bringing in celebrity stylist Carson Kressley and his team of fashion and beauty experts to give her a full makeover. Quasi got her nails done, tried on chic wigs and even got a new outfit that'll make all the fellas drop and play dead.

Kimmel also gave a makeover last year to then champ Peanut, and in both cases these dogs went from simply playing fetch to totally looking fetch.

"Jimmy Kimmel Live!" airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on ABC.

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Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

It's when my son yells at me that "the blueberries go IN the waffles, not ON the waffles!" that I realize he's not paying me nearly enough.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 2, 2015


Every time we drive by her school my 8yo shouts, "Hi school! I miss you!"

You probably can't hear her over me screaming, "I MISS YOU MORE."

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) June 29, 2015


I'm gonna get eyes tattooed on my eyelids so I can sleep all day and my kids will think I'm still watching them.

— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) June 30, 2015


93% of a parent's time at the pool is spent "watching this" and adjusting goggles.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 1, 2015


If you're done with it, throw it on the floor.
- toddlers

— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) July 1, 2015


"Does your family argue?"

-Yes

"How do you feel about sand, sun and saltwater?"

-I hate them.

"Sucker! Welcome to your beach vacation."

— Minivan (@my_minivan_life) July 1, 2015


A well-placed kick between the legs revealed what proved to be the last clue in the mystery of whether or not Dad is a superhero.

— Mike Reynolds (@PuzzlingPostDad) June 29, 2015


My house is just a minefield of Hot Wheels and Barbie shoes.

— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 29, 2015


I think I may have just witnessed a miracle. My son unloaded the dishwasher without being asked.

— OneFunnyMotha (@OneFunnyMotha) July 1, 2015


All my kids do is fight with each other and eat. It's like my Facebook feed in 3D.

— BadParentingMoments (@BPMbadassmama) June 29, 2015


3yo: "Daddy?"
Me: "Yes, Bear?"
3yo: "Your BUTT is SO BIG it takes up the whole stairway. Look! I can't even walk around, it's so big!"

Oh.

— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) June 29, 2015


Hell hath no fury like a woman who thinks her phone is charging only to find one of her kids unplugged it.

Have kids. It's fun.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 30, 2015


Hey, that looks unsteady, uneven, and/or dangerous; I think I'll walk on it.

- my 2 y/o daughter every waking second of her life

— Terry (@terrycjt) June 28, 2015


Grocery shopping with small children should be used as a form of torture to make hardened criminals crack.

— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) July 1, 2015


5-year-old: She bit me!

3-year-old: I had to! I'm a shark!

Me:

Kids:

Me: Sorry, guys. I don't intervene in the food chain.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 30, 2015


Way back when, I thought technology would look more like flying cars and less like me yelling "The laptop's not a touch screen," at my kids.

— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) July 1, 2015


Me (eating toddler's yarn spaghetti): YUM! Your restaurant is fabulous - I'm going to tell all my friends!

Toddler: WHAT friends?

Me: ...

— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) June 29, 2015


I won't let my kids turn on the oven, but I will give them a sparkler and say, "Here, go wave this fire stick above your head for a while."

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 30, 2015


Children: because who wants a hot meal anyway?

— Will Goldstein (@willgoldstein) June 30, 2015


The time between a child being old enough to stay up late for the fireworks and being too old for lame family shit must be like 5 minutes.

— Claire Zulkey (@Zulkey) June 30, 2015


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Even The Simpsons Know It

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Maya Rudolph’s Kids Are Learning Classic Film Lingo Thanks to TCM

Here’s a clip from last night’s Conan with guest Maya Rudolph, who tells O’Brien about her role in IFC’s upcoming miniseries The Spoils Before Dying and reveals that she keeps Turner Classic Movies on in her kitchen 24 hours a day so her kids will pick up on old-timey film lingo. When it comes to […]

Someone In The Textbook Industry Got Distracted

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What Is The Goal?

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‘Guitar Hero’ Had A Baby With Your Keyboard, And It’s Great

Many Americans are gearing up for a long weekend. You're either thrilled to be one of them or embittered that you aren't, but either way, it's clear: You're not getting a lot done at work today.

Enter "Arrow Hero." It's a new browser game that's basically like playing "Guitar Hero" or "Dance Dance Revolution" with your computer keyboard. It was created by Jérémy Graziani and published to GitHub, a repository of computer code, Wednesday.

It's pretty simple: There's a box at the top of the screen, and arrow icons corresponding to your keyboard approach it at increasing speeds. To score points, simply press the correct arrow key when the icons align with the box. Since the game is basically no-frills with a dearth of flashing lights or fancy effects, you can indulge in a quick session without drawing much attention to yourself.


Whee!

If you want to get really tricky -- we're talking "worst employee of the month" status here -- you can use your browser's zoom settings to make the game screen tiny. No one will be able to tell what you're doing, so you can really shirk your responsibilities with fierce devotion:



Use responsibly.

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This Crazy ‘Ant-Man’ Theory Actually Makes Sense, Even To Director Peyton Reed

"Ant-Man" must be the ultimate underdog movie, because it has had an uphill battle from the beginning. Those struggles don't even consider that while other Marvel heroes shoot arrows and use lightning, actor Paul Rudd's main powers include controlling ants and shrinking so small that Thomas the Tank Engine toys look intimidating. (But if Hydra is hosting a picnic anytime soon, they're going to be in trouble.) Beyond that, original director Edgar Wright left the project, the script has gone through numerous rewrites and Rudd's son even told him, "I can't wait to see how stupid that'll be."

In the face of all of that, early reactions to the film have been positive and it's now expected to shrink its box-office competition.

The journey of one "Ant-Man" theory has been equally inspirational. It showed up on Reddit under "ShittyFanTheories," but, unlike most of the terrible ideas there, this one actually makes sense. Everyone seems excited about it. Commentors called it "amazing," and "Ant-Man" director Peyton Reed even told The Huffington Post he "loved" it too.

The theory: Ant-Man has actually been in all Marvel movies, but he's so small that no one noticed.


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The theory comes from Redditor The_Last_Castoff. He explains:

Ant-Man has been running around trying to help in every Marvel movie, but he is stuck in Ant mode so no one can see him.


In the Marvel comics, Ant-Man is actually a founding member of the Avengers, so it would make perfect sense for him to have been involved in -- or at least observing -- the action in some way. He doesn't even have to be "stuck in Ant mode" for this to work. He just wouldn't reveal himself.

This could mean Ant-Man helped the Avengers stop Loki in New York, he could've had a hand in defeating Malekith in "Thor: The Dark World" and he might've even helped Captain America take down Hydra in "Captain America: The Winter Soldier." Also, given his aforementioned ant powers, this would explain to Hydra why all their company picnics have been so terrible.

Is this really possible though?

The evidence:


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HuffPost asked "Ant-Man" director Peyton Reed, who replaced Wright last year, for his thoughts on the idea, and he was as excited as anyone. "I love that theory," laughed Reed. "I think it’s a funny theory. I’m not quite sure that the timeline works out, but I like the idea of it."

If the theory is true, Reed wasn't giving anything away. The director's enthusiasm was encouraging, but his thoughts about timing are a legit concern.

In the movie, Hank Pym (Michael Douglas) is the inventor of the Ant-Man technology and takes Scott Lang (Rudd) under his wing to be the new Ant-Man. Given that scenario, it's unlikely that Rudd would have been involved with any avenging, since "Ant-Man" is said to take place after the events of "Avengers: Age of Ultron." Still, that doesn't mean Douglas' character couldn't have been involved.

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There's even possible evidence of this in the first trailer. Douglas tells Rudd, "I've been watching you for a while," and he appears to have some sort of tricked-out observation station. (Like, seriously, has West Coast Customs been pimping that out or something?)

With all that technology, are we really supposed to believe the original Ant-Man has not been observing the Avengers as well? Or even possibly doing some of the avenging himself? Adding some support, Lego reportedly has toys featuring both Lang and Pym in the Ant-Man costume, so it does seem like we'll see Douglas suit up as Ant-Man at some point.

Nothing is certain yet, but if you rewatch the other Marvel movies and start noticing that a bunch of Thomas the Tank Engines keep getting knocked over, all bets are off.


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"Ant-Man" hits theaters July 17.

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She Is Just Gorgeous

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Here’s the New Trailer and Poster for ‘Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp’

Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp premieres on Netflix on Friday, July 31st, and the streaming network just released a brand new trailer. The original gang is all back along with some new friends like Kristen Wiig, Jordan Peele, John Slattery, Michael Cera, Weird Al, Jon Hamm, and more. Netflix also released the […]

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Effective Parenting 101

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Hannibal Buress Tells Conan O’Brien About His New Comedy Central Show

Why? with Hannibal Buress premieres on Comedy Central next week, so during last night’s Conan, Buress gave a little more details on what we can expect from the show: “It’s gonna be better than The O’Reilly Factor and worse than The Wire.” Watch more clips from Buress’s interview below:

He Thought He was 3 Until His 30s

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This Is Why I Have Trust Issues

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Every Cat Ever: They Just Don’t Care

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This Comic Sums Up Jurassic World’s Failings

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(608): I have never encountered a chode in the wild.

Forget Roses, Here’s Something Better

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The Jelly To My Burger

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(+44): In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.

She Just Wanted Breakfast

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Nintendo Really Knows How to Do a Dialogue Tree

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Other British Grievances – Ed Sheeran’s British? – @midnight with Chris Hardwick

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Jon Stewart Exposes Chris Christie’s ‘Unpardonable Crime’

There's one reason and one reason only why New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie won't win the Republican presidential primary, according to Jon Stewart.

On Wednesday night's "Daily Show," he explained that it's not any of the scandals that have dogged Christie over the years.

"Under him, New Jersey's had its credit downgraded eight times, unemployment has run rampant, his capos blocked traffic for political retribution, the Sandy rebuilding effort remains pathetic, he's raided pensions after promising not to, his abominable Exxon settlement -- not that anyone in the Republican primary is going to give a shit about that stuff," Stewart said. "But he has crossed the line for Republicans."

What did he do?

In 2012, he embraced President Barack Obama in the aftermath of superstorm Sandy.

"He made the unpardonable crime of treating Barack Obama like a person," Stewart said after showing clips of Fox News hosts ripping Christie for working with the president after the storm.

"When Barack Obama arrived to lend aid to your hurricane-ravaged state, you shook his hand," Stewart said. "Why did you not slay him in a Klingon honor duel? It's what Ronald Reagan would have done."

For his full explanation of Christie's troubles -- plus something Christie said that Stewart called "the saddest thing I've ever heard" -- check out the clip above.

CORRECTION: A previous version of this article misstated the year that Superstorm Sandy occurred.

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