Finally

Funny meme about kanye and kim getting fat.

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(262): I know I joke about running…

(262): I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride.

Why Am I Like This

Funny meme about when you get a drink from kitchen and then forget it, homer simpson reading book that says "am i disabled

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Tagged: Memes , the simpsons

The Miracle of Existence

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You’ve Been Served

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C’Mon Mom

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Tagged: birthday , comic , facebook

Tragic

Funny meme about meme tattoos.

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Tagged: tattoos , Memes

Still Calling It a Success

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Me IRL

Funny mem eabout being a garbage person, using screen cap from pokemon game.

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Tagged: Memes , Pokémon

What Could Go Wrong?

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Tagged: anger , Memes , temper

20 Times Men’s Fashion Made Us Shake Our Heads

Funny photos of mens clothing and fashion from the 1970's.

We've come a long way, baby.

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Tagged: fashion , Memes , 70s , 1970s , men , FAIL

Why, God, Why?

Funny meme about a man who took ice cream out of the freezer and left it on the shelf to melt - he never came back.

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Tagged: ice cream , Memes

50+ Memes & Comics To Get You Into The Weekend Vibe

Funny memes about dogs, cats, dating, america, weather, sexy times, movies and pets, web comics, planes, legos, sex, relationships, hurricanes.

Treat. Yo. Self.

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Climate Change Is Real

Funny meme about rising ocean levels threatening corgi (dog meme.)

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Tagged: dogs , climate change , corgi , Memes

(443): Got arrested last night. My…

(443): Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.

(716): If God is analyzing my life…

(716): If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels.

(443): I just found a samari sword…

(443): I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow.

Yoga Pants 11

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He Should Have Been Rewarded

Funny meme about a man who trained his dog to bite people who put pineapple on pizza.

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Tagged: dogs , pizza , Memes

(570): No dude shes like 5 feet…

(570): No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom.

(647): She’s asleep in a…

(647): She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car.

Moi, An Intellectual

Funny meme about Ratatouille.

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Tagged: ratatouille , Memes

(303): Honey…this isn’t my…

(303): Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.

(219): I am getting off work an…

(219): I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.

(817): She woke up next me in bed…

(817): She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.

Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezey

Funny meme about public speaking.

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(613): Also your Swedish friend…

(613): Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
(514): *Norwegian.

(613): she just kept pointing at…

(613): she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins.

Magic

Funny meme about memes curing depression.

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Tagged: Memes , depression

(765): Also, why does our bed…

(765): Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?

Whew!

Funny meme about milk.

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Tagged: milk , Memes

Stephen Colbert To North Korea: ‘Knock It Off’ With The Sick Trump Burns

"I’m not gonna stand here as an American and let somebody from another country talk smack about our president."

(469): I’m that daughter that…

(469): I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.

Pick Your Poison

Funny meme about apple iphones vs androids.

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Tagged: android , iPhones , Memes , iphone

I Can’t Wait!

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YANK MAGAZINE

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YANK MAGAZINE in a weird way, an appropriate name for this issue

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RULE 34

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RULE 34 even applies to ninjas

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Think About It

Funny meme about an unpaid internships for a company that claims to fight slavery.

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Tagged: slavery , internship , Memes

The Problem With Science

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Bill Maher Uses Children’s Book To Explain Donald Trump’s Deal With Democrats

"Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, they’re city mice and that’s who a consummate New Yorker like Donald Trump relates to."

American Vandal: Now Streaming on Netflix

American Vandal: Now Streaming on Netflix

American Vandal: Now Streaming on Net... 0:30
American Vandal is an 8-part true-crime series centered around a costly high school prank that left twenty-seven faculty cars vandalized with phallic images. A sophomore student and aspiring documentarian investigates the potentially unjust expulsion of troubled senior (and known dick-drawer) Dylan Maxwell, but one question remains on everyone's minds until the very end: Who drew the dicks? Now Streaming on Netflix.
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The Horrifying Easter Egg Everyone Missed In Indiana Jones

By Jordan Breeding  Published: September 23rd, 2017 

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Bill Maher Ridicules Donald Trump Over His Feud With Kim Jong Un

"He called Trump a ‘dotard,’ which is one of those words that people have stopped using, like presidential."

Same

Funny meme comparing self to a tree that is hollow but still alive.

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Tagged: Memes , tree

7 Bizarre Headlines We Just Accepted As Normal This Week

7 Bizarre Headlines We Just Accepted As Normal This Week

7 Bizarre Headlines We Just Accepted ...
This is not normal. This is not normal.
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Views: 45

10 Worst Times To Ask Your Family For Money

10 Worst Times To Ask Your Family For Money

10 Worst Times To Ask Your Family For...
#9. Immediately after becoming a Nigerian Prince.
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Shucks

Cute meme about a genie flirting with a man.

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Tagged: wholesome , genie , web comics

13 Things You Do That Remind You That You’re Just An Animal

13 Things You Do That Remind You That You're Just An Animal

13 Things You Do That Remind You That...
Even though humans might be the planet's dominant species they're really not so different from other creatures. Keep that in mind when you catch yourself doing any of these things.
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Watch Nathan Fielder Reunite with Old Friends in ‘Nathan for You: A Celebration’

Last night Comedy Central aired Nathan Fielder’s Nathan for You: A Celebration special, and in case you missed it, the network released the whole thing online for free today. From P.I. Brian Wolfe to Sue the Ghost Realtor to Summit Ice, the special is packed with some very fun updates about past Nathan for You […]

Creative

Funny meme about STD education, pokemon theme with text that says "don't catch em all."

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Tagged: sex , Pokémon , Memes

Apple iOS 11’s Coolest Hidden Features

Apple iOS 11's Coolest Hidden Features

Apple iOS 11's Coolest Hidden Features 2:31
Check out some of the coolest new features in iOS 11!
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Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover

Funny meme about alien cookie jar, when people think you're mean but you're actually very sweet.

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Talking Standup, Acting, and Creative Control with Jenny Zigrino

I met Jenny Zigrino at New Orleans’ Civic Theater the day before her Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents (her half hour premieres tonight at 12:30) taping. We were sitting on a couch in the green room having a casual chat when her phone rang. “Do you mind if I take this?” she asked. I said, “Go […]

Kim Jong-Un Called Donald Trump A “Dotard” And It’s Our New Favorite Word

Funny tweets and reactions to North Korea leader Kim Jong-un calling Donald Trump a "dotard."

September 21, 2017 will forever be known as the day the world googled "dotard." Spoiler alert: the term, which was used by North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un to describe Donald Trump, is not complimentary. 

The insult was hurled at the American President in response to his September 19th U.N. speech regarding North Korea. Trump threatened to "totally destroy" the Asian country, and then referred to Jong-Un as "rocket man" - all in front of the United Nations. Kim Jong-Un did not take kindly to the speech, and threatened to tame the "dotard" with fire. 

While threats of nuclear warfare are undoubtedly chilling, Twitter was far more interested in meme-ing the 14th century insult. 

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No Thank You: Video Of A Locust Plague In Russia

This is a video of a group of Russian fishermen trying to make their way through a plague of locusts (previously: trying to drive through one). That does not look like a very fun time. As a matter of fact, that looks like a very bad time. Maybe not as bad as the death of your firstborn, but plagues are relative. Keep going for the video.

Disney Teams Up With Japanese Wedding Dress Company To Create (You Guessed It) Disney Princess Wedding Dresses

disney-princess-wedding-dresses-8.jpg This is the line of Disney princess wedding dresses designed as a collaboration between Disney and Japanese wedding dress company Kuraudia Co. Each of the 14 designs were inspired by six different princess and are available to rent for $3,600. Wait -- $3,600 TO RENT? Now I'll be the first to admit I don't know the first thing about wedding related costs, but that sounds like a lot of money. Presumably because it's a lot of money. And you don't even get to keep it. A matching Prince Charming tux is also available to rent for an additional $900. Admittedly, I'm into the dresses, but a lot of them are really colorful. If I'm getting married in something with that much color you better believe it's going to be a tie-dyed Grateful Dead tour t-shirt. Keep going for seven more.

True

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Confessions of Chris Gethard’s Personal Assistant

Confessions of Chris Gethard's Personal Assistant

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After years of assisting Chris, Justin is given a chance to voice his grievances.
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Nick Kroll, Rachel Dratch, Cole Escola, and More Show Up in the ‘At Home with Amy Sedaris’ Trailer

Amy Sedaris heads to truTV next month with her very own show At Home with Amy Sedaris, and today the network released a full trailer. Ordered to series earlier this year, the show is co-created by Sedaris and Paul Dinello and will be what looks like a delightful showcase of the Strangers with Candy star’s […]

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15 Memes That Perfectly Embody The Pains Of Being A Student

Funny memes about college, studying, coffee, university, exams, papers, cover is a chart of how much coffee you need to get through various tasks.

It's amazing how one month of college can feel like an entire year. Here are some super relatable memes that'll remind you that you're not in this alone. 

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Fancy Meeting You Here, Zucc

Funny meme using screenshot from the Room, about mark zuckerberg watching you via webcam.

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Take a Good Look at Ernie Kovacs’ Incredibly Strange Game Show

Ernie Kovacs was a genius. There’s no way around that. Carson, Letterman, and Conan have all cited him as an influence, and there have been hundreds of tributes, articles, PBS clips shows, and even two, very well done DVD retrospectives of his work from Shout! Factory. Well, Shout! is about to add a third volume […]

Nice

Funny Bumble online dating fail.

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Tagged: Memes , dating apps , dating

Here’s Your First Look at the Set of ‘The Opposition with Jordan Klepper’

Ahead of the premiere of Jordan Klepper’s new late night show next week, Comedy Central welcomed a group of reporters this morning to check out the Opposition set, ask Klepper some questions, and meet his team of “Citizen Journalists.” While The Opposition will take on a similar format to The Daily Show in terms of […]

Star Trek Spock’s Last Words Best Friends Necklace

star-trek-bff-necklace-1.jpg This is the $15 Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan inspired best friends necklace engraved with Spock's last words to Captain Kirk after restoring power to the Enterprise's warp drive and receiving a fatal dose of radiation in the process (although his actual last words were 'live long and prosper' -- he says this just prior). Decent, but it's kind of weird that the two part individually read 'I Have And Shall Your' and 'Been Always Be Friend'. That sounds more like something you'd expect to see on the t-shirt of a woman in China than a Star Trek best friends necklace. Keep going for a couple more shots and the tearjerking scene from the movie for reference.

18 More Hilarious ‘Hogwarts Nine Nine’ Gems

Funny crossover between Harry Potter and Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Snape, Dumbledore.

Ask and you shall receive. Earlier this week we shared this Harry Potter/Brooklyn Nine-Nine crossover. It was a big hit, so we are back with more!

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Choose Class

Funny meme about how people stay in bed instead of going to class, who would win chart format.

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Tagged: school , Memes

Guy Puts Hand On Dartboard Trusting Buddy To Hit A Bullseye

dartboard-hand.jpg This is a short video of a guy putting his hand in a circle around the bullseye of a dartboard with the expectation that his friend makes a bullseye and not a puncture wound. SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER LIKE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY SEE THE PICTURE: his friend has better aim than I do. Or at least didn't purposefully stab his hand like I would have done. Keep going for the video.

50+ Funny Memes To Get You Into The Groove

Funny memes about tinder, dating, food, online dating, dating apps, cats, dogs, iphones, pets, drinking, alcohol, friends.

TGIF, y'all!

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(928): What’s the plan? (1-928):…

(928): What's the plan?
(1-928): Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.

Matt Grote (@feMANism) on Joke Structures, Garfield, and Being a Teenage Ira Glass

Matt Grote (@feMANism) is a human apology. He once did an impression of Michael Cera that was so spot-on that he spent half an hour holding the door for everyone at The Strand. He is a standup comedian and writer/actor with the sketch group CHUMBLE, co-host of These Are Not My Words, co-creator of webcomic […]

Looking Good

Funny meme about how Androids take shitty photos.

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Tagged: android , Memes , iphone

(845): dude, you ran into a window…

(845): dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.

(701): I’m 80% sure I have…

(701): I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.

(313): Guy just walked in with a…

(313): Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?

OMG OMG

Funny meme about panic attack when anyone asks you anything.

Submitted by: (via Crippling Things)

Tagged: the office , Memes , panic , anxiety

(217): Why were u walkin around mc…

(217): Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?

Seth Meyers Takes “A Closer Look” at the GOP’s Latest Attempt to Repeal Obamacare

Here’s a clip from last night’s Late Night, where Seth Meyers takes “A Closer Look” at Republicans’ latest attempt to repeal Obamacare with the Graham-Cassidy bill from Senators Bill Cassidy and Lindsey Graham, which is even worse than their last one. And if that weren’t bad enough, many Republican senators can’t even answer basic questions from […]

It’s Gonna Take A Long, Long Time

Funny meme about Kim Jong Un, rockets, and elton john's song rocket man.

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(804): You know youre getting old…

(804): You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.

Overflow 283

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One Moment Please

funny meme about when you're about to die but you have to correct someone's spelling, lion eating man's head as he is on his phone.

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Tagged: internet , Memes , lion

Fergie Helps Black Simon & Garfunkel Folk-ify ‘My Humps’

You won't experience the sound of silence.

(775): Don’t forget to grab a…

(775): Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight.

(815): It’s probably not a…

(815): It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
(815): Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.

Nice Knowing You

Funny meme about taking shots, woody from toy story.

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Tagged: drinking , toy story , Memes

Nice Knowing You

Funny meme about taking shots, woody from toy story.

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Tagged: drinking , toy story , Memes

Dame Judi Dench Takes On ‘Dame Judi Dench’ Tongue Twister Challenge

That is a mouthful.

(248): Somewhere on my work laptop…

(248): Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
(313): I hope that wasn't done on billed time
(248): I can guarantee that it was.

(845): i don’t know when…

(845): i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.

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I’m In The Mood For Something Light

Funny meme about eating tons of chips and salsa at restaurant, picture of fat looking cat.

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Tagged: restaurant , Memes , Cats

I’m In The Mood For Something Light

Funny meme about eating tons of chips and salsa at restaurant, picture of fat looking cat.

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Tagged: restaurant , Memes , Cats

Trevor Noah Breaks Down Why Sean Spicer Didn’t Land A TV Job

It's less about his credibility and more to do with something else, says Noah.

(815): Bruh, I wanna absorb into…

(815): Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
(213): I wanna become a plank.
(815): God I love xanex.

Demotivational Speaker

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(479): There’s a video of you…

(479): There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.

Same

Funny meme about how you wish metabolism worked as quickly as anxiety, by Pete Wentz.

Submitted by: (via mytherapistsays)

Tagged: Memes , anxiety

Stephen Colbert Reveals His Hilarious On-Camera Meltdown Video

Watch the "Late Show" host mock Lawrence O'Donnell's epic rant.

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Well, La Di Da!

Funny meme about sticking fork into outlet.

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Accidentally Iconic Movie Scenes – The Usual Suspects

By Sean Warhurst,Dennis Fulton  Published: September 22nd, 2017 

20 Attempts To Get Healthy That Fall Apart In Three Steps

By CRACKED Readers  Published: September 22nd, 2017 

7 Iconic Scenes (We Only Got Because The Movie Was Broke)

By JM McNab  Published: September 22nd, 2017 

I Was A Child Soldier: I Grew Up With Guns And Murder

By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz  Published: September 22nd, 2017 

The 4 Most Insane Superhero Movies From Around The World

By Ian Fortey  Published: September 22nd, 2017 

5 Bluetooth Headphones That Actually Work

By CRACKED Store  Published: September 22nd, 2017 

What Are Millennials Killing Now? (9/26/17)

By Tim Hawkman,Chris Pauls  Published: September 22nd, 2017 

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Seth Meyers Trashes ‘Shameless’ Republicans For ‘Monstrous’ Hypocrisy

The late-night host went after Republicans who want to slash Medicaid while jetting around on private flights.

27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #101

27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #101

27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past Th...
Now this week's tweets are a spicy meatball!
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Science!: Pumping Air Into Sand Makes It Act Like A Liquid

This is a video of a couple guys playing around with a small sandbox that they're pumping air into the bottom of, causing the sand to act like a liquid. I did not know that would happen. Science! "Sorcery." Kill the wizards! Keep going for the whole video, it's pretty trippy.

They Grow Up So Fast

Funny meme about peter dinklage growing.

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Gal Gadot and Kumail Nanjiani to Host ‘SNL’ Next Month

Saturday Night Live just announced the next two hosts of season 43. On Twitter, the show revealed that Wonder Woman’s Gal Gadot will host on October 7th with musical guest Sam Smith, followed by The Big Sick’s Kumail Nanjiani on October 14th with musical guest P!nk: Happy Fall! #SNL pic.twitter.com/gnHXjREPlN — Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) September 21, […]

That’s Too Big: Guy Showing Off One Of The Largest Species Of Terrestrial Snail

giant-snail.jpg This is a video of some guy showing off a Giant West African Snail (Archachatina marginata). The massive mollusks can grow shells reaching 21cm (~8 inches) in length and 13cm (~5-inches) in diameter. That is a big snail. Unfortunately, they're considered one of the most invasive species in the world, and wreak havoc on crops. So if you see one you should probably yell at it. I just poured a giant salt circle around my house to keep me safe from them and -- oh, wonderful -- now it's raining. *waving fist at heaven* That salt wasn't cheap, you know! "You used Splenda." Man, you just always have to be right, don't you, God? Keep going for the video while I go put one of these in my roommate's shower.

22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics

22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To Do With Politics

22 Delicious Tweets That Have Zero To...
Take a break from the chaos.
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30 Amusing Memes That Will Eliminate Your Boredom

Funny memes about friends, drinking, alcohol, animals, sloths, dogs, cats, dating, relationships, iphones, pizzas, photo of an old lady and young doctor, text says when youre friend is one year older than you.

You're not actually wasting time if you're having fun.

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Learn Your Place

Funny meme about when someone gets too close to your pet.

Submitted by: (via shitheadsteve)

Tagged: pets , Memes , Cats

These Guys Fixed Liam Payne’s ‘Strip That Down’ Lyrics To Be More Feminist

Strip that patriarchy down.

Someone Is Dubbing Songs Over That Creepy Dancing Scene From ‘It’

Somehow songs like “Cotton-Eyed Joe” and “Hey Ya!” hilariously work.

Reviewing My Own Album: ‘My Life’s Work’

As national “conversations” reach a fever pitch and everything becomes politicized and polarized, here I come with my new

The Perpetually Underrated Versatility of Chris Parnell

When Will Ferrell left Saturday Night Live in May 2002, his final episode ended with his castmates sharing stories about their time working with him. One such story came from Chris Parnell, who revealed that after he had been fired from the show following the 2001 season, it was actually Ferrell who had convinced Lorne […]

The Worst

Funny meme about when you touch wet food in the sink.

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The 7 Worst Masterclass Courses

The 7 Worst Masterclass Courses

The 7 Worst Masterclass Courses
Some things you just shouldn't learn how to do.
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Video Of A Wasp Riding A Hoverbike (Possibly Just A Stick Or Dead Worm)

This is a very short video of a wasp riding its own hoverbike. Although that hoverbike looks suspiciously like a dead, dried up worm to me. *shrug* Maybe he has bad vision and the hornet working the hoverbike dealership took advantage of him. We've all been sold lemons before. "Those are limes." And that's how limeade was invented. Keep going for the video of the wasp rocking its Nimbus 1/2000th.

10+ Clever Web Comics From False Knees

Funny and cute web comics about cats skunks and birds from False Knees.

We're huge fans of Joshua Barkman's False Knees. The animal-forward art is actually stunning, but it's the strip's oft-nihilistic tone that really takes the comics to the next level. 

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20+ Stunning New Images From Star Wars: The Last Jedi

New images from Star WArs: The Last Jedi, kylo ren, poe dameron, luke skywalker, chewbacca, finn, rey.

We're getting super duper psyched for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. The followup to 2015's The Force Awakens is set for a December 15th release, and thankfully Lucasfilm has released some fresh new photos to tide us over. The high resolution images introduce us to some new characters (and species) and reunite us with old favorites such as Chewbacca, Luke Skywalker, Rey, Finn, and Poe Dameron.

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Awww: A Trio Of Geese Safely Escort A Hedgehog Across The Road

geese-escort-hedgehog.jpg This is a short and sweet video from Tambov, Russia, of a trio of geese making sure that a little hedgehog safely crosses the street. Geese: they're nature's crossing guards. One of them even spreads its wings for greater visibility, presumably because it forgot its neon vest and handheld stop sign back at the pond. Mother Nature: sometimes she's alright. Rarely, but sometimes. I remember once when I was a kid my mom took me to a pond to feed the ducks when we were approached by a group of geese that decided that should be their bread and proceeded to violently peck at my ass until my mom picked me up and made a run for the car. Although, to the geese's credit, my butt probably did look like two little loaves of sourdough. Keep going for the video.

People Are Flipping Out Over Melania Trump’s Hot Pink Dress

Twitter memes and reactions to Melania Trump's hot pink Delpozo dress from United Nations speech.

Melania Trump gave a speech against cyber-bullying at the UN yesterday, but it seems the internet was more concerned with what she was wearing. The first lady was sporting a very vibrant hot pink Delpozo dress that received an appropriate amount of attention from media outlets and Twitter users alike. The outfit, which cost $3,000, garnered comparisons to neon lights and everyone's favorite blueberry - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory's Violet Beauregarde. 

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Surviving September

There’s something about September that wants to eat you. I wrote that years ago and it’s still just as true today.  In fact, every September for years and years I’ve written a post about how – for me at least … Continue reading

This Week in Comedy Podcasts: Nathan Fielder, Keegan-Michael Key, Chris Rock, and More

The comedy podcast universe is ever expanding, not unlike the universe universe. We’re here to make it a bit smaller, a bit more manageable. There are a lot of great shows and each has a lot of great episodes, so we want to highlight the exceptional, the noteworthy. Each week our crack team of podcast […]

If These Walls Could Talk

Funny meme about scared looking hotel air conditioner.

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A Supercut Of All Of Jim’s Pranks On Dwight From The Office

jim-pranks-dwight-the-office-supercut.jpg This is a supercut of all of Jim's pranks on Dwight from The Office. Personally, I love a good workplace prank, but only if I'm the one doing the pranking (or at least in on it) and not getting pranked. I don't take kindly to being pranked and I well set you car on fire. Last on Tuesday I locked all the doors to the bathrooms then-- "Filled the water cooler and coffee machine with baby laxatives?" Baby? Horse. Gas masks are mandatory until a hazmat team clears the building. Keep going for the video.

Wow

Funny meme about man breaking into jail to hang out with friends.

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Luke Wilson Nails Impression Of Millennials At The Airport

"They're sprawled out to where it looks like a Civil War battlefield," the actor said on "Conan."

Netflix Renews ‘BoJack Horseman’ for a Fifth Season

Get ready for more BoJack. On Twitter today, the team behind BoJack Horseman announced that Netflix has officially renewed the show for a fifth season: SO, THIS HAPPENED… pic.twitter.com/ZgRcG7anIF — BoJack Horseman (@BoJackHorseman) September 21, 2017 Season 4 premiered earlier this month. Read our review of the new season here as well as our closer […]

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40+ Funny Memes To Brighten Your Day

Funny memes about dogs, dating, art, relationships, fashion, corgis, cats, animals, pets, sex, friendship.

Memes make it better. 

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Gorgeous

Funny meme about playing with toilet paper when you forget your phone.

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‘Billy on the Street’ Is Leaving truTV

Billy Eichner recently announced that he was “shifting gears a bit” with his show Billy on the Street, and now we know more details. According to Variety, part of the upcoming changes to Eichner’s show is that it’s leaving truTV, which has been its home since 2015. Prior to that it aired on Fuse from […]

Shane Torres Is Crushing It

A few nights before he recorded his set for Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents (which premieres this Friday night at midnight), Shane Torres dropped in at New Orleans’ 12 Mile Limit for a quick set at the Bear with Me open mic. He had been touring the South running his half hour at off nights at […]

Deal Breaker

Funny meme about chicken leaving date because his date ordered scrambled eggs.

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Dave Chappelle, Martin Lawrence, Tracy Morgan, and More Show Up in the ‘Def Comedy Jam 25’ Trailer

Last month, Netflix announced that it added a Def Comedy Jam anniversary special called Def Comedy Jam 25, and today the streaming network released the trailer. Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, D.L. Highley, Cedric the Entertainer, JB Smoove, Tiffany Haddish, Tracy Morgan, and tons more show up in the special, which hits Netflix next Tuesday, September […]

Lewis Black Covers the GOP’s “Douche Document” of a Healthcare Bill on ‘The Daily Show’

Here’s a clip from last night’s Daily Show, where Lewis Black stopped by for a new installment of “Back in Black” about the GOP’s new Graham-Cassidy healthcare bill. Responding to some recent comments by “vomitorium of congeniality” Paul Ryan, Black points out that when it comes to defending their constant push to repeal Obamacare, the […]

Start Praying

Funny meme about hurricanes.

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‘Late Night’ Writers Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel Return with More “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell”

Here’s a clip from last night’s Late Night, where Seth Meyers welcomes writers Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel for a brand new round of “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” with punchlines about Starbucks’ first black female COO, the most popular destinations for gay people, white lobsters, and more. “A group of parents at an Alabama school […]

Conan O’Brien ‘Reveals’ Donald Trump’s 2020 Campaign Slogan

It doesn't promise to make anything great again.

Jimmy Kimmel Responds to Bill Cassidy’s Healthcare Lies and “Phony Little Creep” Brian Kilmeade

Earlier this week, Jimmy Kimmel went viral for taking a stand against the GOP’s continued effort to repeal Obamacare with the new Graham-Cassidy bill, which led to Senator Bill Cassidy – who previously appeared on Kimmel’s show to promise he’d fight for affordable healthcare and covering pre-existing conditions – to respond to claims that he […]

Wtf Picdump 50

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Dogepower

Funny meme about dog car engine.

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Hello My Fellow Kids

Funny meme about trying to relate to millennials and using the wrong words.

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Jeff Bridges Channels ‘Ghost’ To Help Stephen Colbert Stay Chill In The Trump Era

"You're too tense, man."

Meanwhile In Russia 7

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You Got This

Funny meme about anxiety about ordering food at a restaurant.

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Samantha Bee Delivers Blistering Assessment Of Trump’s ‘Chaos Muppet’ Omarosa

"Literally, nobody knows what Omarosa does in the White House other than piss people off."

Me IRL

Funny meme about being a garbage person.

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Stephen Colbert Has A Field Day With Donald Trump’s ‘Nambia’ Screw-Up

"Late Show" host lists some other fake Trump countries.

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The 5 Stupidest People On The Planet (Are All Donald Trump)

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5 Throwaway Jokes That Turned Into Actual Great Ideas

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The Epic Scam That Created An Iconic Rock Band

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6 Historical Deaths That Read Like Crazy Myths (But Aren’t)

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Jimmy Kimmel Shreds Fox News Host Brian Kilmeade: ‘Phony Little Creep’

He says the Fox News host "kisses my ass like a little boy meeting Batman."

Jimmy Kimmel Shreds Fox News Host Brian Kilmeade: ‘Phony Little Creep’

He says the Fox News host "kisses my ass like a little boy meeting Batman."

Lewis Black Obliterates Senate Republicans For ‘Turd Sandwich’ Health Care Bill

"The Daily Show" contributor does not go easy on Paul Ryan, either.
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