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Memes For Sophisticated People Who Cook Their Pizza Rolls In The Oven

Everyone knows that heating food up in the oven is classier than heating it up in the microwave. It's just facts. These dank memes are all about the superiority of cooking pizza rolls in the oven, and we think you're gonna like 'em. 

Check out some of our favorite high-quality dank memes from last week here!

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Cartoon - Pizza rolls in the oven Pizza rolls in the microwave @memebase

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Face - In regards to the art of cooking pizza rolls (1.redd.it) submitted 1 year ago by NoThruTrucks 7 comments share save hide give award report crosspost Microwave Oven Toaster Oven At/Deep Fryer

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Text - when you put pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave for your bros It aint much, but it's honest work,

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Text - Reagan Saul @Reagan_Saul Marry a man that puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave. He knows good things take a little more time 2:57 PM · Jul 9, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone

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Animated cartoon - Pizza rolls in the Pizza rolls in the microwave

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Text - when you cook the pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave

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Tiger - Mark Collins March 31 at 6:33 AM · The difference between putting pizza rlls in the oven vs putting pizza rolls in the microwave

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Chef - When you make pizza rolls with the oven instead of the microwave shef

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Hair - PIZZA ROLLS Ouen Microwave

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Face - PIZZA ROLLS OVEN MICROWAVE imgflip.com

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Human - pizza rolls in microwave pizza rolls in toaster oven

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Organism - PUTTORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS ONA PLATEAND MICROWAVE THEM MICROWAVE THE TORTINOS BAG PUTTHE TORTINOS PIZZA ROLLS ON THE BARBEQUE PUT THE BAG ON THE BARBEQUE Imgilipeom

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Eighteen Clever Adult Moments From Your Favorite Kids’ TV Shows

Short & Sweet Tweets For People With Low Attention Spans

We know there are a lot of people out there who really like writing. I mean, have you ever seen a food blog? Paragraphs and paragraphs to scroll through before getting to the simple recipe that features some unnecessarily bougie ingredients. No thanks. We're more into the sweet brevity of tweets. Say it fast, and say it funny. Here's a bunch of fresh & short gems from the website. We salute you, Twitter pros.  

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Animation - I WANT BELIEVE Roxy @redrawnoxen Publix cake decorators should get $50/hr 9.9 M CAKE SPECIALTY 13:00 · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dairy - HULIA @barcinogens Replying to @redrawnoxen Every Day! 999 CHARACTER CAKE CHOCOLATE 5IN 2LYR EA $8.99 $ 999 NET HI 2a (S)

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Sky - The Chungus @captain_redose Essential Worker Vibes #forthepeople CALON Pisa FLOO Carpet $0 8851 ft 5:22 PM · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks My toddler ran out of waffles in her pretend restaurant this morning right after she served everyone besides me and that's about the biggest fuck you she's ever given 12:35 PM · 4/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Ryan Reynolds O @VancityReynolds My daughters wanted to be Avengers. Now it's Healthcare Workers because, "they're the real heroes". Well, in 20 years, who's gonna defeat a menacing, no-nonsense CGI villain, backdropped by sincere musical swells? I'm not supposed to say it out loud, but kids are dumb. 2:17 PM · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Cartoon - Trẻ thee Pony @LilTreProd cmon son.. BB how tf am i essential worker

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Text - Eric Spiegelman @ericspiegelman My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it's called "VWhy Are You Doing It That Way?" and there are no winners 10:24 AM · 4/4/20 · Twitter Web App

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Dog - Elon Musk a @elonmusk So proud My dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking 12:49 AM · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dog breed - Morgan Murphy O @morgan_murphy Hi this is my joke &my dog. His name is Jack. May I have a car please? A Elon Musk O @elonmusk · 13h So proud My dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking 7:45 AM · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Finger - Sweens @Sweensi My essential worker hands look like this.. so my wallet can look like this utterstock.com 659768479 6:10 AM · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Mark McLean @MdMcLean1 Sarah and the kids stopped by Great grandmas nursing home to brighten her windows and hopefully lift some spirits! Grandma hasn't been out in over 3 weeks due to #COVID2019 Nice to see each other and have a visit through the glass! After EVERY www moM vel ELLEBASI 9:25 AM · 4/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - U.K.: Meters 49 states: feet Florida: US NEWS • r/news · 5h A Florida county is reminding people to maintain a distance of at least one alligator between each other KEEP 1 ALLIGATOR

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Text - Jessie @mommajessiec I told a dad joke today and instantly felt the need to power wash the driveway. 11:54 AM · 4/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba This is like prison but without the sex

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Text - @olivia_vault Keto people will eat a full block of cream cheese a day and be like this is actually much healthier than even thinking about a slice of bread 12:27 PM · 4/3/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Photograph - dew @cheakbones 1:44 PM · 4/4/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Betches betches @betchesluvthis the only good thing about 2020 is that drinking by yourself in bed is suddenly, like, chic

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Learning - Mirelle Ortega @moxvi_ Somedays I just want to reply emails with "ok" and this picture: LALD

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Text - Congratulations you successfully made it to April. WELCOME TO LEVEL 4 OF JUMANJI

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Skin - @sg_rose_ Quarantine day ???: the cat is trying to communicate

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Text - EAABIS BM$ JIETH AUTO CITY SCEDWAY @spencerh45 When the bartender said last call I didn't know it was gonna be for 2 months

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Text - Rob @_Bankrobber_ FUN GAME: when someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say "Like the murderer?!"

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Text - 1 hr · O Any of you guys ever accidentally drywall a cat into the wall? Not an April fools joke I 100% accidentally full on sealed a cat into a wal.. didn't even know they had a cat Please send me a photo of the hole in the wall Hey man I know it's late so sorry but I heard meowing from inside the wall and long story short I had to make a little hole in the closet for Ok give me a minute my cat to come out of. It's not your fault I'm not blaming you at all he was just used to roaming the

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Text - Carleen Ceraldi @ceraldi_carleen Porn Hub gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house. 5:49 PM · 4/4/20 · Twitter for Android

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Text - Jack of all Bos, Master of Horse @BoHorseManJack old folks get really offended when you don't know their music. like sorry gramps l've never heard of DJ Nirvana or Lil Zepplin 10:59 AM · 4/5/20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - Jeff Lewis @ChicagoPhotoSho A wild coyote running down one of the busiest streets in America during the middle of the day. (Michigan ave in Chicago)

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Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unic... @XplodingUnicorn Me: We should throw out that shirt. It has a stain. 5-year-old: It's a pizza stain. Me: So? 5: It's my pizza-eating shirt. The shirt stays.

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Hair - Summer 2020

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Text - Janet Forklift @janetforklift Joe Exotic's employees be like: Ojamettorkn Tis' nothing but a flesh wound

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Text - Wes Ellis @elliswes hey guys I'm having a tough time deciding who to believe. On one hand, the most prestigious doctors in the world are saying COVID-19 is something to take very seriously. But at the same time, this guy I went to high school with who "sees through the media" says otherwise. help 10:05 AM 3/19/20 - Twitter for iPhone

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Thirty-Seven Mood-Improving Memes And Tweets

If you're having a bad day (because let's be honest, we all are), then we just hope these memes will serve to lift your spirits at least a tiny bit. 

Check out even more here!

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Text - When you told them to be the salt of the earth but they choose to be salty to everyone on earth instead olitcatholicmemes

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Text - tragedycamp adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself welpnotagain me, desperately: can we please get something done?! my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA Source: tragedycamp

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Text - curseworm human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die lemonsharks Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I'm suspicious but keep talking Source: curseworm

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Text - tay @taylvr life is a highway and i'm hydroplaning violently into the cement divider 3:30 PM · 3/12/19 Twitter for iPhone 2,372 Retweets 10.1K Likes

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Text - Ben Porter @eigenbom video games should have outtakes in the credits that show all the funny bugs and glitches that happened during development 7:30 PM · 29 Jun 19 · Twitter Web Client 00 16 8 Comments 1 Share O Like Comment Share Robert Solomon Bethesda let's you experience them in game.

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Clothing - Me: it's so nice my kid is playing so quietly My child, nonchalantly walking out of the kitchen:

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Text - r/AskReddit by u/justarandomguy07 u/10s10ahad • 5d People who understand Chinese/ Japanese, what's the dumbest thing you've seen tattooed on someone? Discussion 27.1k 5.8k 1 Share Award SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL takatori • 5d S2 Awards Guy had "E A" on his arm, said it meant "Lover of Asian Beauty" when in fact it means "Foreign Pervert" Reply 1 17.4k

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Text - canadad-deactivated20171111 whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night canadad 0-0 vulpx said: imagine being just as tired but not having an excuse vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo

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Text - Ash Jogalekar @curiouswavefn 9 feb. Perhaps the most promising opening in a textbook ever. ONE THERMODYNAMICS AND STATISTICAL MECHANICS 1.1 INTRODUCTION: THERMODYNAMICS AND STATISTICAL MECHANICS OF THE PERFECT GAS Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics. Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously

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Chameleon - Honk

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Text - Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps.

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Text - accio-shitpost Follow ron: do you ever get that feeling like you don't know what you're doing harry: ron if there's a moment i even implyi know what i'm doing, it's an impostor #Ron Weasley #Harry Potter #Harry Potter series 610 notes

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Text - I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OPEN AND MY ROOMBA JUST WENT OUT AND I CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT ARE THE CONSEQUENCES OF THIS. IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS. robot overlords 17,072 views BEST COMMENTS a COMMENT commentsivehadafew · 4h 19 replies It'll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.

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Text - ThatBoomerKid @boomer_kid Wizard: "Ahh. That FIRST sip of coffee." Fighter: "YOU REALIZE WE'RE IN COMBAT!?" Wizard: "YOU are in combat. YOU idiots kept me up all night; ergo, no spells. I'm gonna sit, drink my coffee & stab anyone who gets close. LOTS of people have been stabbed. Some of them enemies!" <>

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Text - Shaq Kalaka @PrivacyAttorney If Amazon had a dating app: You recently got married! Here are some similar people you may be interested in 9:47 PM · 2/16/20 · Twitter for Android

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Photo caption - Bilbo: You want it for yourself! Gandalf: inhales BILBO BAGGINS!!!

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Text - Me to my husband: im not in the mood tonight, lets do it in the morning My husband the next morning as soon as I open my eyes: I summon you to fulfill your oath.

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Text - Amanda Mull @amandamull Please don't ever ask me for a recipe, I cannot follow instructions and just peruse four or five different options until I get the basic idea and then who knows what happens, definitely not me

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Face - You guys are idiots, did you know that? In our own defense, we actually did know that. senatorgana incorroct

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Hand - When someone asks how life is going

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Text - Melissa @Fiveoclockmommy Thave 3 kids and people love to say to me, "You have your hands full I don't know how you do it" and l'm like, "Well I don't know either, Karen, but I know that if I don't my kids will fucking die so I don't really have a choice"

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Text - Friend: What is your favourite evolution line ? Me, An Intellectual: + Σ

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Font - Depressed? Problems with the boss? FUKITOL Overworked? Family troubles? 500mg Are you not going to make it to the weekend? FINALLY A SOLUTION FUKITOL A CAPSULE A DAY TO MAKE YOUR TROUBLES GO AWAY

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Face - When you're wearing socks and step into something wet Pinackytuna

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Vertebrate - Gregor Mendel Green Pea Plant Purple Pea Plant

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Text - dt y the revsed terms ew terms of the service. I agree to the terms & Accept

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Dog - when you're chillin at home and bae facetimes you so you gotta glo up real quick

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Text - Gordi @gordihyena TECHNO My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night YOUR PERSOHAL TOBLERONE EDITION TBBLOBNOERN OF SWITZEALAND

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Text - WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS Having metal dice

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Cartoon - spillywolf: When you have anxiety over something incredibly stupid and you know it's stupid but the anxiety won't go away

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Animation - I WANT BELIEVE Roxy @redrawnoxen Publix cake decorators should get $50/hr 9.9 M CAKE SPECIALTY 13:00 · 4/5/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - Князь Мышкин @MyshkinFool HOT older men in YOUR area want to know if YOU have been playing with the THERMOSTAT?

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Text - During sex, I like to think about Second Breakfast Cards Auainst Hamanity

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Cartoon - generalgrievousdatingsim annoying wacky sidekicks who only exist to elevate the hero are OUT. two equally moronic goofs who both think of each other as the sidekick and themselves as the voice of reason when in fact they're a double helping of dumbass are IN. annoamoris #two halves of a whole idiot is my favourite dynamic i-platypus GIF by metamatronic

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Cartoon - me telling bedtime saint stories to my kids SPONGEBOB MEMES WITH CATHOLIC THEMES And she was so pious, the pagans captured and beheaded her - the end

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Face - when youre trying to figure out what angle the top part of a cone has to be so that the cone has maximal volume given a fixed lateral height V=1 nr 30° 60 sin Cos tan 2x y = ax + bx+c 30 ,リ=ーb主A 2a 4= \が-4ac నునర్ి

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Bird supply - Tig Notaro @TigNotaro doctors office: hand washing is important. also doctors office: feel free to let your kid lick this toy for 40 minutes while you wait

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